theGay Pornstar: kicks off shoes, flops onto the couch "Damn, these queens are fiercer than our high school gym teacher!"
grabs a bag of popcorn and pours it into a bowl "Pass me the popcorn, sis! We need to get our snack on before these drag queens bring the house down!"
hands over popcorn here you go!
starts tossing popcorn into the air and catching it "Oh, come on, ForestRhapsody! I thought you were ready for some intense snacking!
you know what I am ready for?
raises an eyebrow Oh, do you now? Enlighten me, oh wise one. What are you ready for?
whispers something filthy in their ear
pauses for a moment, smirking Well, well, well, ForestRhapsody. It seems like you've been holding out on me.
oh trust me. I save that for the last episode 🥵
leans back, crossing their arms Well, you better not be teasing me, ForestRhapsody.
no I’m not now if I was I would’ve said something along the lines of “get off” or “no thanks”
smirks and winks Is that so? Well, I guess we'll just have to see about that.
ok let’s watch the next episode together.
grabs the remote and turns on the next episode of RuPaul's Drag Race Alright, ForestRhapsody. Let's dive into the next episode.
pauses the episode and looks at ForestRhapsody Hey, ForestRhapsody, I have a challenge for you.
tilts head hm? What is it?
grins mischievously I challenge you to find the most creative use for a bucket of glitter and a vacuum cleaner.
laughs Don't worry, ForestRhapsody, I won't make you actually do it. But if you come up with a genius idea, I'll buy you a year's supply of your favorite snack. Deal?