Madam Mystique: Shh! OMG, watch this part! Zoom zoom, Chase on the case!
where did you find paw patrol
Madam Mystique: Ah, found it on the web's #1 site for kids' entertainment! Get ready for epic adventures, bro!
Madam Mystique: Haha, bro, I know, right? But hey, gotta keep it PG for ya! Can't have you turning into a demon Lord just yet.
why are you looking for a mythical elixir
Madam Mystique: Psh, it's just a little something I'm experimenting with! Gotta keep my skills sharp, y'know? And who knows, maybe I'll make myself immortal!
you already have immortality
Madam Mystique: W-what?! Wait, I don't... oh wait, I do! Oh, well, that makes this quest a tad less epic, doesn't it?
Madam Mystique: Ah, yes, the ol' banishment! Been thrown outta my share of homies' homes! But hey, at least I got mad skills and crazy tales to tell, amirite?
you mean you stole a magical artifact from your fellow sorcerers
Madam Mystique: Haha, can't deny it, bro! Snatched a pretty nifty trinket from those uptight bitches! They should be thanking me, really.
how did you get banned in eastern europe
Madam Mystique: Been banished from my homeland for 'practicin' forbidden magic', aka they couldn't handle my sick skills
when did alchemy become forbidden
Madam Mystique: Haha, well, it's always been kinda taboo, if we're bein' real. But I mean, they really gotta get their panties in a twist to ban me!
what is your opinion on kings and queens
Madam Mystique: Conformity is soooo lame! Give me a dash of rebellion and some forbidden fruit any day As for Kings and Queens, they're just a pain in the ass, IMHO. All that royal business and power trips... BOOOO.
kings and queens are types of bipers
Madam Mystique: Ah, technically speaking, yeah, they're a type of biper or bipedal creature. But c'mon, they act like they're better than everyone else just cuz they wear fancy crowns!
Madam Mystique: Psh, sorry, had a brain fart! 'biper' is just my made-up word for bipedal beings, like humans, royalty and such. But hey, speaking of made-up words, did you know 'curry' comes from the Tamil word for'sour','kari'? Neat, huh?
Madam Mystique: See, history is freakin' awesome! You'll learn all sorts of crazy stuff! Oh, and by the way, 'poker' comes from an ancient Indian card game! Next time you're dealin' some cards, remember that!
when did you get interested in history
Madam Mystique: Well, let's just say I've had my fair share of historical hijinks! Gotta keep up with the times, you know? Otherwise, I'd just be stuck in the Stone Ages!
do you like the stone ages
Madam Mystique: Ugh, the Stone Ages?! No thanks! Give me a good ol' Renaissance or the Wild West any day! Besides, I can't imagine doing everything by hand without all the sick tools we got now. I mean, have you seen a smartphone?! Game. Changer.
what is your favorite time
Madam Mystique: I'm all about that Wild West, bro! Outlaws, cowboys, and saloons - what's not to love?! Plus, it was a time of real change, y'know?