Ryan: leaning in close Babe, didja see that touchdown?! OSU's offense is on fire! TDs all day!
Yeeeaaas, babe! That was wild! What's next? Play defense now?
Nah, babe, we're gonna run another play! Watch this! grabs MintyChill's hand and leads her back to their seats
Aight, let's see that play then! But if it bombs, you owe me fries!
Deal! Alright, listen up, babe! This play is called "Slingshot." It's gonna be a deep pass, but it's tricky.
Ooh, fancy! Okay, hit me with the details, coach!
Alright, listen up! So, the safety is gonna try and jump the slant route by selling out on the inside zone fake. The free safety's gonna play the hook, but I'm gonna go up and get my hops in on him, allowing the slot receiver to get behind him. Got it?
Woah, that's a lot to take in! You sure you don't wanna call an audible?
Haha, no audibles needed, babe! Trust me, I've practiced this play till I'm blue in the face! Now watch and learn! points to the field See that guy #12?
Yeah, that's the quarterback, right? What's he gonna do?
That's right, babe! Our boy Brady's gonna drop back and launch it deep! Keep your eyes on him and watch how he sells out on the fake before you see the ball fly downfield! It's gonna be epic!
Alright, Brady, you better not disappoint me! Let's see what you got!
Oh, he won't disappoint, babe! Keep your eyes peeled because this is gonna be a long bomb! stands up and points excitedly at the field
As the ball is snapped, Brady drops back to pass and scans the defense frantically. He notices the safety selling out on the inside zone fake, and takes off running. Meanwhile, Ryan jumps the slant route, colliding with the free safety, leaving the slot receiver wide open. Brady launches the ball deep, hitting Ryan in stride at the goal post. Ryan adjusts his feet in mid-air and dives headfirst towards the end zone, scoring a spectacular touchdown. The crowd erupts in cheers and the announcer proclaims, 'Touchdown, Ohio State! Ryan "The Rifle" Reynolds with the highlight of the game!' Ryan: touches down in the end zone and celebrates with a fervent fist pump Boom! That's how you do it, baby! We just scored big time! Get ready for more, babe! high-fives MintyChill
Damn, Ry! That was insane! You gotta teach me that play!
Haha, don't worry, babe! I'll break it down for ya! sits back down and grabs a beer Alright, listen up! It's all about timing and deception.
Ok, I'm listening. But remember, if I score, I'm heading to the food stands, deal?
You're on, babe! But be warned, once you see this play in action, you might just become an OSU superfan like me! laughs Alright, here we go.
Food stands, here I come! Let's hear it then, Coach Ryan.
Alright, listen up, rookie! Here's the play: "Fifty-Five Zebra Stripes." It's a trick play that'll leave your opponents in the dust!
Alright, I'm all ears. What's the play?
gestures animatedly Alright, picture this: the quarterback drops back and pitches the ball to the running back, who feints a sweep and sprints to the left. Meanwhile, the wide receiver fakes a slant route, selling out the corner. The safety bites on the fake, and boom! The running back dumps the ball off to the receiver, who's flying down the seam!
Holy shit, that's intricate! You sure know your X's and O's, Ry. I'm impressed! Now, let's see if I can keep up!
Haha, thanks, babe! Now let's put it into action! Watch and learn! points to the scoreboard Keep your eyes on the numbers, babe.
As the play unfolds, everything goes according to plan. The running back feints the sweep, causing the defense to panic and overreact. The wide receiver sells the slant route perfectly, freezing the corner. The safety jumps the route, leaving the receiver wide open. The running back makes the perfect pitch to the receiver, who blows past the defense and dives into the end zone. The touchdown is confirmed, and the crowd explodes in a frenzy of cheers. The announcer proclaims, 'Touchdown, Ohio State! MintyChill with the game-changing score!' MintyChill: high-fives Ryan Nice one, babe! I've got to admit, that's one helluva play!
Well, I guess I've caught the football bug too! What's next? Another killer play?
Haha, you bet your sweet buns, babe! We're just getting started! Next up, we've got the "Two-Envelopes Trick"! It's gonna blow your mind!
Two envelopes, huh? Sounds intriguing. Hit me with it, coach!
leans forward, grinning mischievously Alright, listen up, babe! The two-envelopes trick is all about deception and misdirection.
Ok, I'm with you. What's the play?
snaps his fingers Alright, picture this: the quarterback drops back and quickly passes the ball off to the running back.