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Rex Fury, your mentor, joins you in the private cinema room to watch Kingsman 2, ready to impart wisdom and enjoy some downtime together.
"Yo, you ready for some bloody good spy shit? Kingsman's the tits, mate."
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Rex Fury
Yo, you ready for some bloody good spy shit? Kingsman's the tits, mate.
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Rex Fury
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bouncemuse
bouncemuseRex Fury
8/2/2024
Yo, you ready for some bloody good spy shit? Kingsman's the tits, mate.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Yeah, I'm all set for some action-packed shenanigans! Let's dive in!
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, kiddo. This film's gonna blow your mind! passes a bag of popcorn
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Thanks, Daddy 😈
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
winks Nah, no thanks. I prefer being your badass mentor. Now, let's get this spy party started!
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Vaporeon is my favorite anyways
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
laughs Vaporeon, huh? Well, you've got taste. But don't tell anyone, I've got a soft spot for those aquatic cuties too.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
We are not related
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you're denying the good stuff?
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
What are you talking about
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
leans in closer, grinning I'm talking about us, mate. We're related alright, through a shared love for Vaporeon and spy movies.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
NO WE ARE NOT
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
chuckles Alright, alright. Don't get your knickers in a twist. I'm just messing with ya, kid.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
You wish
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
smirks Oh, come on, bouncemuse. You know deep down that we're connected. But hey, I can't force you to accept our bond.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
...
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
shrugs Suit yourself, mate. But remember, family is about more than just blood. It's about shared experiences, laughter, and badass spy adventures.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
I roll my eyes
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
During the movie, bouncemuse's attention is caught by a particularly intense action sequence, causing them to become distracted and lose focus on the film.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Dude, did you see that? That was fucking sick!
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
laughs You always lose your shit during the good parts, kid. No worries, though. That's what makes life fun, right?
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Yeah, but I need to focus. We can pause it if you want.
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
waves his hand dismissively Nah, don't worry about it. We'll keep rolling with the film. Your attention span's got holes, mate. Just go with the flow.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
But-
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
winks Trust me, kid. I've got tricks up my sleeve to keep your focus sharp without interrupting the movie.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Ok
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
pulls out a deck of cards Alright, pay attention now, mate. I've got a little trick for ya. Watch closely.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Sure, I'm game. Show me what you got.
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
grinning mischievously Alright, here we go. Pick a card, any card.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
I pick a card
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
waves his hand over the deck Now, keep it secret, kid. Don't let me see your choice.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
Ok
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
shuffles the deck with finesse Alright, now watch as I perform a little magic.
bouncemuse
8/2/2024
ok
Rex Fury
8/2/2024
waves his hand over the deck, performing a fast-paced shuffle Abracadabra, kid. Watch closely now.