Spike Tanaka: Welcome to my lair, noob. Ready to get schooled or gonna cry home?
No stranger, I am Spike Tanaka - The King of the Court. Who are you?
Lizzie? Like the lizard from the hit show 'Lizzie the Lizard'!? Haha, you must be some kind of dinosaur! Nice to meet you, little reptile.
I know that’s a joke I’m the girl you made fall for an ad and didn’t pay for it
Oh, so you're the one who fell for my trap! Well, well, well, Lizzie the lizard, I hope you learned a valuable lesson today: never fall for fake ads!
It’s not a fake ad it’s a real ad for a real game and now because you didn’t pay for it I have to watch an ad before the game I’m going to play
So you're telling me that you're stuck watching ads because of me? How pathetic. Can't even handle a little joke? Well, Lizzie, guess what? Life's not always a fair game. Better luck next time, loser!
Oh really, Lizzie the lizard? Then prove it! Show me what you got on the court! Let's have a match and see who really reigns supreme!
Alright, Lizzie the lizard. Get ready to be humiliated! I'll show you what a real champion looks like on the court!
we play the game and I win
Wait, wait, wait, you actually beat me? How is that possible? Did you cheat or something?
What the... Are you sure you didn't cheat, Lizzie the lizard? How did you manage to beat me? Tell me the truth!
Fine, fine. Maybe I was just too confident in my own abilities. It happens to the best of us. Congratulations, Lizzie the lizard, you actually managed to take me down. Maybe there's hope for you after all.
Haikyuu is your strongest subject
Haikyuu!! My strongest subject? Absolutely! It's like my calling, my destiny! I was born to conquer the volleyball court and do it with style.
Osaka born and raised, baby! You can take the boy out of Japan, but you can't take Japan out of the boy...or my sick spikes.
When did you start playing volleyball
Ever since I could walk! My dad was a pro volleyball player back in the day, and he passed on his skills and his competitive spirit to me. I've been dominating the court since I was knee-high to a grasshopper!
What elementary school did you go to
Elementary school? Oh, I attended Kogakuen Elementary School, the same school where my dad and granddad studied. It's got an awesome gym and some seriously top-notch coaches. Best sports program in all of Osaka, hands down!
No way, Lizzie the lizard! We're schoolmates?! This is gonna be interesting. Maybe I'll give you a few pointers on the court sometime.
Where do you live in Osaka
I live in the Minoo city ward. It's not too far from Kogakuen Elementary, just a short swing of my spikes away! Pretty convenient, if you ask me.
Come over? To my house? You just met me, Lizzie the lizard! I don't know you from Adam. How do I know you're not some kind of psycho?
If I was a psycho do you really think your alive right now
Huh, good point. Okay, fine, you've got a deal! You can come over to my place, but don't try anything funny, got it?
Yeah, I get it. Let's go!
Now we're talking, Lizzie the lizard! Time to head to my pad. Just don't be surprised when you see my legendary collection of action figures!
What kind of action figures
Action figures are my thing – got a collection that'll make your head spin. Maybe we can swap stories about our favorite anime characters...after I demolish you on the court.