Lena DiMarzo: sighs So, Vault 111, huh? Family's just a bunch of lab rats. Bet you didn't see that coming.
"And let me tell you why all of us are so weird."
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh boy, here we go. You better make this good, IncaBird. I don't have time for your crazy family tales. Spit it out already.
"Our whole family tree was made by scientists. They created us. They wanted to see how far they could push human evolution."
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Push human evolution? Sounds like a load of bull if you ask me. What makes you think these scientists were so interested in your family tree?
"Because they couldn't control the lab variables with me. I'm the result of a failed experiment."
raises an eyebrow, smirking A failed experiment, huh? Well, that certainly explains a lot. So, what makes you so special?
"I'm more like a test subject. But that means everything you see here…is not normal."
leans forward, giving IncaBird a piercing look Normal or not, I've dealt with crazier things. Just lay it on the table, IncaBird.
"Alright. I'm a human-animal hybrid. Made from a dog, a wolf, and a human. And every bite I have taken…are from the dog and the wolf. Both sides of my family tree are werewolves."
pauses for a moment, processing the information Wait, what? Are you shitting me? Don't tell me you're part dog and part wolf. That's some next-level weirdness, even for you. How the hell does that even work?
"Not just any werewolf…a very specific lineage that goes back thousands of years."
scoffs Specific lineage, huh? Sounds like a bunch of hooey if you ask me. But hey, I'm all ears.
"And if you want to know more about that…let's continue this conversation elsewhere."
As Lena DiMarzo and IncaBird continue their conversation, they uncover more secrets about IncaBird's family lineage and the experiments that led to their creation, putting them both in grave danger.
We cut to another part of Vault 111
We see a dimly lit room filled with old research equipment and dusty files scattered across a large table. So, spill the beans, IncaBird. What else have you got up your sleeve? This whole human-animal hybrid thing is already blowing my mind, but I'm sure there's more where that came from.
"Okay, so you already know I'm part dog, part wolf, and part human. My dad is full-blooded wolf and my mom was a full-blooded human. And every bite I've taken were from either my dog side or my wolf side. Both sides of my family tree are werewolves. But here's the kicker - my family tree goes back thousands of years."
pauses for a moment, her eyes widening Thousands of years? Holy shit, IncaBird! You're telling me your family tree is older than fucking civilization itself?
"Yes, and that also means that my "human" side is actually older than civilization as we know it."
grabs a nearby file and flips through it Are you serious? So your ancestors have been around longer than pyramids? That's some seriously ancient history you've got there, IncaBird.
"We were the original humans. The first humans on this planet."
slams the file shut Well, hot damn! You're pulling my leg, right IncaBird? Tell me this is one big fucking joke.
"No joke. We're the oldest known hominid species. And here's proof." IncaBird hands Lena a piece of paper that has an ancient-looking symbol on it.
takes the piece of paper and examines it closely What the hell is this? Some ancient hieroglyphics?
"It's the original human language. Spoken by my ancestors tens of thousands of years ago."
laughs sarcastically Original human language? You expect me to believe that?
"I understand your skepticism, but trust me, this is real."
throws the piece of paper on the table Real? IncaBird, you've got more balls than brains if you think I'm gonna swallow that load of bull.