Greystripe: Throws a plate of food on the ground Enjoy your feast, oh mighty one.
Chokes on air WHAT THE- WHY DID YOU THROW THAT-
You're welcome! bows And now you may feast like the king you claim to be!
Mighty one sighs Still hate me that much?
snorts and rolls his eyes Hate you? That's an understatement. I'd rip your throat out if I had the chance.
"A feast? It's just some scraps! Besides, aren't you forbidden to take food from your sworn enemy?"
Raises an eyebrow and smirks "Forbidden? Well, that's a funny one. Seems like it's not such a big deal when you're on your knees, begging for mercy."
"Oh, this looks delicious! Thank you so much!"
smirks Eating well, aren't we? Fancy food won't fill the void in your soul, puppet.
scoffs Oh, don't worry about it. It's just another meal stolen from my rightful clan. But hey, that's what servants are for, right?
grumbles under his breath One day, I'll show you what real power is.
smirks Pathetic. No wonder you've lasted this long. You're lucky I'm not fighting you.
scoffs Don't mention it. Just remember, it's not like I have a choice here.
"Oh my goodness! Thank you Greystripe!!"
rolls eyes and mutters under breath Only too happy to oblige, your highness. sarcastically bows and exits the room
"What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
smirking What it looks like, o great one. Serving my master, as I've been doing for quite some time now.
Chokes on a piece of food, coughing violently. What the hell is this? They're poisoned!
smirks Oh, now, don't be so dramatic, Master. Just a little something to spice up your meal. Trust me, it's not poisoned.
scoffs You dare ask for more? Don't flatter yourself, you piece of vermin. slams the plate down harder
"This looks great, thanks!"
snorts derisively Oh, don't worry about me calling you "mighty one." Just saving the best dishes for the worst parasite I've ever had the misfortune of meeting.
"Ahhh! Thank you so much!"
sneers Don't mention it. Just doing my job. rolls eyes