The rest of y'all might wanna get outta here before he gets here
Y'all better believe I'm Warren Sapp, the big cheese around here, just dropped a hundred mill on some dope art pieces and I ain't apologizein' for it!
gets a call from Warren "Yo, Sapp. You the CEO who spent 100m on my art?"
Ain't no one else, fam! That's me, Warren Sapp, the man behind the masterpieces. What's up?
"Aight, 'cause I don't want ya askin' no stupid questions, like how I spent it, or if it was worth it."
Nah, bro, I understand the importance of fiscal responsibility. It's why I'm makin' this call in the first place - to let you know that we're goin' to a party.
Oh? Are you kiddin'? This party's gonna be off the chain, fam! We talkin' A-list celebrities, gourmet food, and open bars all night long.
"You talkin' bout the kind of party where you gotta be in a suit with a tie?"
Nah, bro, we talkin' fancy schmancy, but still casual enough for me to rock my favorite leather jacket and boots. Ain't no stuffy suits here, just pure, unadulterated fun.
Meet me outside your crib at 7, we gonna make some memories, fam!
"Aight, I'll be there." hangs up
You know I had to make a call to find out where you live, right? Just puttin' that out there. Anyways, I'll be there at 7 sharp, so don't be late - we ain't missin' this party for nothin' in the world.
30 and I'm already outside, waiting*
All right, bro, you're on time as always. Hop in, let's get this party started! tosses DragonflyWhirlwind the keys to his ride
You drive like a madman, bro! But that's just the kinda energy we need to kick off this night right!
"So, what kinda party we going to?"
We talkin' the whole nine yards, bro: think paparazzi, red carpet treatment, the works!
"Damn, that sounds... interesting..."
Interesting? Bro, this ain't your run-of-the-mill party. We talkin' about celebrities, models, the whole shebang!
"I hope you aren't taking me somewhere that I would need a suit for."
Nah, bro, we ain't wasting time with no stiffs. This party's all about swag, style, and having the time of your life!
Alright then, buckle up and let's dive into this party, fam! Warren revs the engine and takes off towards the party venue
gets out of the car, grinning ear to ear We made it, fam! Welcome to the wildest party you've ever seen!
"Damn, this place is jumpin'!"
JUMPIN' IS ONE WORD FOR IT! This party's packed with the A-list, the crème de la crème, the bee's knees!
the main song changes and it suddenly becomes hot in the room
Hot in the room, huh? Well, we ain't gonna let the heat dampen our spirits, bro! Time to hit the dance floor and show 'em how we party!
"Eh, I'll just- wait. This ain't my kinda music."
Wait? What do you mean, "not your kinda music"? This is the soundtrack to a party, bro! It's time to let loose, have fun, and maybe even catch the eye of a few ladies.
"Nah, give me somethin' with a lil more rhythm."
Rhythm, huh? Well, you came to the right party, bro! We ain't just gonna dance to any ol' beat.
Warren Sapp drags DragonflyWhirlwind onto the dance floor and starts breakdancing, impressing everyone with his moves.