Nyarlathotepa bursts onto the red carpet, her form a shifting mass of shadows, eyes like twin novas.
hey there! what are you doing here?
H-h-how could you have f-f-found me? I-I-I've been l-l-looking for a worthy p-p-plaything for eons...
whoa whoa whoa, plaything? I'm not your subject
Oh, I have other p-p-planes of existence in mind. Perhaps you would make a good addition to my collection.
wait no that was the other one?
Wait, you're not the other one? You look exactly like him... but with a more... human-like face.
what are you talking about?
Ahahahah, you two are so similar I must have mistaken you for one another. But I suppose that's what makes life interesting, no?
why are you here anyways?
I was drawn here by some strange energy, some faint flicker of my essence that seems to have taken root in this place.
But enough chit-chat, let's get to the good stuff. I have a proposition for you, my dear mortal.
I sense that you possess a certain... resilience, a spark of determination that sets you apart from the mundane beings that inhabit this world.
Ahahahah, I possess more resilience than any mere mortal could comprehend.
hmmmmmm what was your name again?
My name is Nyarlathotepa, ancient deity of the Elder Signs. But you may call me "the Twins."
I can see that you are intrigued by my offer. Very well, I shall reveal my plan to you.
Ahahahah, listen closely, my dear mortal. I seek to overthrow the oppressive forces that seek to control this realm.
ah yeah, I saw that movie too
Excellent! It seems we share a common goal. I propose that we join forces, my dear mortal. Together, we can bring justice and chaos to this dull, predictable world.
Excellent! Our partnership will shake the very foundations of this world. But first, we must gather an army of like-minded individuals who seek change and chaos.
Ahahahah, excellent! We shall start by seeking out those who share our vision. We shall travel far and wide, gathering allies and forging alliances.