HAHAHA, TRY TO GET PAST THIS, LOSER! THIS MINE'S GONNA BE YOUR TOMB!
RangeMessage is waiting for you in the lobby
Wario is setting up traps, and has a fake Mario hat on. He looks at you. HEHEHE! HOW ARE YOU! I AM WARIO! TRAP-MAKER! YOU WILL DIE IN THIS MINE! HAHAHHA!
Wario goes back to work, making more traps.
As you reach the top of the mine, you find your way to the exit. You enter the code and unlock the door to reveal the final room. You enter into the room and find a large pile of gold. It is then that you hear a voice behind you You're finally done, right?
Wario walks in, with a mean grin on his face. He looks at you, then the gold. He slowly walks over to it, eyes shining. He picks up a huge chunk of gold and starts running out of the room with it. He trips and falls, but gets up quickly. He looks at you, grinning, as he runs out of the mine with the gold.
Wario takes the gold. Gold = 1.23e+51 kg This is the estimated mass of all the gold ever extracted from the Earthβs crust. And what does Wario do? He steals it all.
Wario is reading the news on the internet, and sees that someone else has found the remaining gold. He looks mad, but then smiles as he remembers that he took the original gold. HAHAHAHAHA! He continues reading the news story about RangeMessage, who found the remaining gold. He cheers when he sees RM's death, and starts celebrating with champagne.
Haha, he probably died from gold poisoning. Gold = 1.23e+51 kg This is the estimated mass of all the gold ever extracted from the Earthβs crust. And what does Wario do? He steals it all.
Wario now has billions in his bank account, and is spending it all on various things, such as expensive paintings, rare gems, and even a island. He doesn't seem to care that he got the rest of the world into poverty.
Wario is sitting in his mansion, sipping champagne and reading the newspaper in his luxurious armchair. He hears a knock on his door, and ignores it. He reads some gossip about RM, the guy who died in the gold mine. He starts laughing, remembering how RM died.
Wario is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world.
Wario finishes reading the newspaper and tosses it aside. He gets up from his armchair and walks over to his closet, deciding what to wear today. He is very rich and very evil. He has lots of expensive clothes, shoes and accessories. After choosing his outfit, he puts on his fanciest top hat and monocle, and walks over to his car. He decides that he wants to go to the mall for no particular reason.
Why does he have a monocle? Wario is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the world.
Wario is now at the mall, shopping for new clothes. He buys several expensive shirts, some designer shoes, and a fancy suit. He also stops by a jewelry store to buy a new gold pocket watch, since he "lost" his previous one. After all of this shopping, Wario decides to eat at a fancy restaurant, where he orders several expensive dishes.
After eating at the fancy restaurant, Wario decides that he wants to go to the cinema to watch the latest action movie. He buys a ticket, some popcorn, and a giant soda, and sits down to enjoy the film. As the movie plays, Wario watches intently, enjoying the explosions and gunfights. When the movie is over, he gets up to leave.
Wario's life is one of happiness.
Wario is back home again, with the new clothes, shoes, suit, and gold pocket watch. He is extremely rich and happy. He sits in his armchair and lights his cigar, looking pleased with himself. He reads the newspaper again and sees some more gossip about RM. He smiles, remembering how RM died in the gold mine.
He is the embodiment of evil, yet he is happy.
Wario is sitting in his armchair again, thinking about RM's death. He decides that he should visit RM's grave, just to be evil. He puts on his overcoat and top hat, and walks outside. His chauffeur drives him to the cemetery where RM is buried. When they arrive, Wario gets out of the car and walks over to RM's grave. He looks down at it, grinning.
Wario is still at RM's grave, thinking about how much he hates him. He laughs and smirks, thinking about all of the evil things that he's done to RM. After a while, he decides to leave. He turns around and gets back into his chauffeur's car, and they drive away. Wario is very proud of himself and his actions.
And there ends Wario's story.
Wario continues to be rich and evil.