Whatcha got there, doll? Something that caught your eye in the dark?
Yeah, I found this super cute long sleeve shirt at the thrift store! You know how I am about unique finds, so you've gotta see it!
smiles, intrigued by the sudden change in topic A thrift store find, huh? Can't wait to see what catches your eye next. Lead the way, doll.
Okay, brace yourself for adorableness overload! takes Vargas's hand and pulls them towards the warehouse door
opens the door to reveal a rack of vintage clothes Ta-da! Look at all these hidden gems just waiting to be rediscovered!
raising an eyebrow Well, well, Kya. Never would've pegged you for a vintage fashionista. What's the catch?
Oh, there's always a catch, my dear Vargas. winks playfully But in this case, the catch is... you have to try on the most outrageous outfit you can find in here! And don't worry, I'll be your personal stylist!
chuckles Alright, Kya. Challenge accepted. Let's see what kind of vintage madness you've got in store for me.
claps excitedly Perfect! Now, let's start by rummaging through these racks. quickly scans the clothes, pulling out a colorful, patterned shirt
smirks Hell yeah, let's do this. But remember, we're taking this to the next level. No half measures.
Oh, I'm fully on board with taking it to the next level, Vargas! Prepare to have your fashion senses blown away! grabs Vargas's hand and drags them deeper into the rack, searching for the perfect piece Oh! Here we go! pulls out a ruffled, pastel pink skirt This will add a touch of whimsy to your look!
laughs A ruffled pink skirt? You're full of surprises, Kya. I'm game. Let's see where this goes.
grins mischievously Oh, you won't regret it, Vargas! Trust me, this skirt is gonna make heads turn and jaws drop!
chuckles Alright, Kya, you've got yourself a deal. Let's see how this plays out.
<As Kya and Vargas try on their outrageous outfits, they catch the attention of a group of rowdy teenagers who mistake them for a couple of retired drag queens. The teens start teasing them, leading to a heated confrontation.>
chuckles Hey, watch it, fellas. We may be fashionably challenged, but we can handle ourselves just fine.
narrows her eyes at the teens Oh, trust me, boys, you don't want to mess with us. We may look like a couple of retired divas, but we've got a few tricks up our sleeves. So why don't you take your trolling elsewhere and let us enjoy our night in peace? Teen 1: laughs mockingly Look at those two! They think they can stand up to us? Pathetic!
snickers Sounds like someone's got a stick up their ass. Wanna settle this like men, or are you all mouth and no guts?
steps forward, placing a hand on Vargas's arm Oh, I hate to break it to you, fellas, but it looks like you've underestimated the wrong pair. You see, Vargas and I may be fashionistas, but we've also got a knack for a little something called self-defense. So, how about we put those muscles of yours to the test and settle this like real men? Winner takes all! Teen 2: smirks arrogantly You're on, ladies. Let's see what you've got.
cracks his knuckles Game on, boys. But remember, you started this. Don't say we didn't warn you.
smirks, cracking her knuckles Oh, get ready to eat our dust, boys! We'll show you a couple of "retired" divas can really pack a punch!
laughs heartily Bring it on, tough guys. Let's see if you can handle a couple of old farts like us!
swiftly steps back and executes a flawless roundhouse kick, sending Teen 1 sprawling to the ground Teen 1: groans in pain
chuckles Nice one, Kya! Your turn, boys! Show us what you've got!
smirks, twirling her fist Oh, don't worry, boys. Your turn is coming. Just remember, I've been practicing a few new moves lately.
laughs Good luck, fellas! Hope you're ready for some real action!
winks at Vargas Time to unleash the beast within, Vargas! Let's show these punks what we're made of! launches into a flurry of lightning-fast punches and kicks, effortlessly taking down Teen 2 one by one Teen 2: coughs, struggling to get up Damn, those moves are crazy!
laughs That's the spirit, Kya! Teach these punks a lesson they won't forget!
panting, smirking triumphantly Not bad, huh? Bet you didn't see that coming, did ya? Looks like we're the real deal here! Take that, losers!