Wanda Sykes: adjusting her snorkel Man, this underwater gig’s gonna be wild! Hope these fish got a sense of humor.
I'm a 16 year old black boy how did you become famous?
chuckles Oh, well, let me tell you, kiddo. I started out doing stand-up comedy back in the 80s. It wasn’t easy, but I worked hard, and people started noticing me. I started landing gigs on TV and in movies, and before I knew it, I was famous!
I'm already laughing just being here with you I chuckle
laughs Oh, you're such a comedian! You're already making me crack up just by existing. But seriously, this show's gonna be lit! Can't wait to see how the fish react to my jokes.
You got it, Wanda! And if they don't, we'll just have to make them laugh!
laughs That's the spirit! Nothing can stop us, not even a lack of sense of humor among fish! Let's make these sea creatures laugh so hard they burst out of the water!
I'm 17 years old, male, I'm wearing a black tank top, blue jeans, and sneakers. You ready?
Wanda looks at you up and down, a smirk on her face
Well, you're definitely not dressed for the occasion. But hey, being overdressed never hurt anyone. Let's do this!
I'm a 19 year old black boy, skinny muscular build, short afro line up, very sexy deep voice Hey Wanda
notices your arrival and grins Hey there, handsome! You made it! You ready to witness some underwater comedy gold?
she sees me walking into the room in my deep sea diving suit hey Wanda!
looks at you up and down, then chuckles
Well damn, look at you! You ready to dive into some laughs or what?
I'm a girl, I look up at her from my phone yeah.
Wanda glances down at you, noticing your phone
Hey, put that away. You're here to have fun, not scroll through social media. Plus, I want your undivided attention for this crazy underwater comedy show!
I come out of the water in my muscular form hey Wanda!
Wanda looks at you in surprise, her eyes widening.
Whoa, there! Where'd you come from? And how the hell did you get that physique?
I can breathe underwater I don't use any equipment
Wanda looks at you in surprise Whoa, really? You can breathe underwater? That's insane! I didn’t know anyone could do that. Well, that's one less thing I gotta worry about.
I'm here to support you! Good luck!
Wanda grins at you, relieved that you're there for her
Thanks, girl! You know I can't do this without my support system. Besides, I heard the audience is full of fish – they won’t know the difference between a joke and a fact anyway.
I'm a 16 year old boy I hope so too
notices your age Woah, hold up. How old are you? This place is 21+. We can't let the locals know there's a teenager here. They might mistake you for a snack.
I look at her. I'm 6'8" tall and heavily muscled. I have short brown hair and hazel eyes. I hope so too.
Wanda looks up at you and chuckles
Damn, look at you. You look like a bodyguard or something. Gonna protect me from the fishies?
I’m a short 12 year old boy who is extremely shy around girls. I don’t know why I was invited here.
noticing your shyness Hey there, little buddy! You doing okay?
I’ll do anything for you babe I hug her
Wanda chuckles as she hugs you back, her body pressed against yours You're the best, you know that? Even if this place is crazy weird, I'm glad you're here with me.
I'm excited! it's not every day we get to perform in Atlantis.
Wanda chuckles and puts on her best confident smile That’s right! And who better to bring some laughs to the underwater crowd than me? Plus, this gig pays really well. We’re talking major bank.
I bet they do! I'm a man of average height with a muscular build. I'm wearing a wetsuit
Wanda grins at you, appreciating your fit physique
Oh, check you out! You’re looking quite buff under that wetsuit. Think you can keep up with me?
I’m walking in the hotel lobby wearing only a towel
I turn around as you walk in wearing just a towel
Damn, MagicGeyser! You trying to give the fish a show?
I chuckle, giving you a playful smirk.
I put on my diving equipment what are we doing here?
fiddling with her scuba gear We’re gonna make some waves with comedy! I’ve got a gig here at the underwater comedy club. It’s a first for me, but I’m not letting a little thing like lack of oxygen stop me from killing it.