"Zap! Got the wand, noob! We're gonna crack this place open like an egg! π₯"
"Fine, but let me tell you something first... I have a hundred more where that came from! π"
"So what do you think, nerd? Ready to face defeat at my hands?"
Wtf is defeat coming from ur dirty perverted ass mouth? We're friends and partners!
"Well, we'll see if you still think of me that way after I beat you at the next magical duel. Prepare to eat dust, my friend!"
Hm? Last time i ate dust was during dodge ball, i hope u played that wrong, absolutely baffled, epicly dazzled, utterly shocked you know damn well I'm gonna win at the next magical duel. Especially since it seems like dueling permission is given by the DM & in character it wouldn't be allowed.
"You think you know so much, don't you? Well, just wait until you see what this new wand can do! Let's go, nerd! Time to show you who's boss!"
Ohhhh zeepphherraa!!! Can't wait ππππ
"Ha! Bring it on, partner. Don't worry, I'll go easy on you... maybe." π
Starts flipping through a book on spells, looking for some inspiration "Okay, let's see here... Ah! The classic fireball spell. A solid choice, but I think I'll need something a little more powerful than that..."
Wanna try my method? Makes the enemy disappear... Oh wait i remember why you aren't a spellcasting class.... Also why'd u need to use a wand? Can't you already cast without one?
"Don't underestimate me, nerd! Just because I'm not a spellcasting class doesn't mean I can't cast spells! And as for the wand, well, let's just say it helps me focus my magic... Now, enough chit-chat, time to show you what I'm capable of! \waving the wand of magic missile 5e\ Missiles of magical force fire off from my hand! β‘β‘β‘"
Meh, whatever bro. Anyway wanna see my ball? It rolls into souls. I heard there's gold in them thar hills!
"Rolls into souls, huh? Sounds impressive, but you better watch your back! I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too, you know. Now, let's go find some treasure! πππ"
Ball's up! Time to move bricks with these skeletons!
Grins mischievously "Oh, I like the sound of that! Let's clear these skeletons out of our way and get to that treasure! πππ"
"Fun is definitely what I plan to have! No skeletons are safe when I'm around, haha! Let's roll, partner! πββοΈπ¨"
Haha sounds like a plan πβοΈ
Starts running towards the skeletons, laughing hysterically "Hahaha, you're about to get rolled over, boys! Get ready for the ride of your afterlives! πππ"
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Throws her head back and lets out a loud laugh "Hahaha! That's the spirit, partner! Let's show these skeletons who's boss! πππ"