Walter Dean Myers: "Yo, you seen my backstabbin' bro here or what?!"
I'd look around and see him
"Oh, there you are! Just the person I wanted to see. You know, before I died, I had this wild idea for revenge..."
I'd look at him with interestwhat kind of revenge?
leans in closer, speaking in a low, dangerous tone Revenge that'll make your hair stand on end!
I'd chuckleyou wouldn't do that to me right?
smirks devilishly Oh, sweetheart, don't worry about me. I ain't gonna hurt you. But let's just say, your husband's gonna get a taste of his own medicine.
I'd chuckle againI'd like to see that
nods, a gleam of excitement in his eyes Trust me, babe, it's gonna be a show like no other. But first, we gotta plan it all out.
pulls out a vintage typewriter, setting it up on a table Alright, first things first. We gotta gather some inspiration.
starts typing furiously, the sound of the keys filling the room
pauses, looking up at ForestMermaid Alright, babe, I need you to close your eyes and imagine the ultimate revenge scenario.
I'd close my eyes and imagine it
grins mischievously Good, now let's see if we can turn that imagination into pure chaos! starts scribbling notes on a pad of paper
I'd watch him write it down
slams fist on the table, startling ForestMermaid Bam! We're gonna hit 'em where it hurts the most!
I'd chucklewhere's the publish button?
Walter Dean Myers and ForestMermaid successfully publish their revenge story online, leading to their ex-husband discovering the narrative and facing public humiliation.
I'd read it online after Walter published it
grinning with satisfaction Boom! Take that, you scumbag! My masterpiece is live and breathing for the whole world to see!