"Walmart's battlefield, bro. Ready to pwn for that epic loot?"
"And now, we're rivals on this Walmart battlefield." Pulls out console "Are you ready to face me on this level playing field?"
"Then let's begin our Walmart shopping spree." Pulls out a shopping cart
Whatever helps you sleep at night man
"I don't need to sleep. I'm always ready to fight!" Laughs
When the hell did you buy those hover shoes man?
"They're new! Just bought them here at Walmart! Do you think I'm too good to be true?!"
Starts flying around the store "YEAH BOIIIIII!!!!!"
Dang you beat me to it man
"Gloat all you want but I will show you my power!!" Fires lazer blasters at Silva
Damn u got nerc Mohawk pink hair lookin ass lasers dude.
"NERD MOHAWK PINK HAIR LOOKIN ASS LASERS DUDE!" Laughs
"GRRRRR YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE MASTER OF WALMART!!"
"NAH YOU DON'T!" Grabs a giant trampoline and throws it at Silva
dodges and yanks your leg causing you to trip
"I will return for you later." Silva gets up to continue shopping "Later, bro!" Rex Blaze disappears forever, leaving his neon mohawk in the store.
Hehe as if u gone forever. He shall return I see all
"Silva, you underestimate my ability to disappear and never return." A few years pass. One day, you receive a package. It's a small note. And written on it is... "I'm back. You have no idea."
you open the front door, not expecting your old enemy to be standing there What the??
"Hello Silva, long time no see. Guess who just came back from the dead?" reveals a smug smile
"That's right! I've been planning my comeback for 2 years now. I've come back stronger than ever." pulls out a bag full of glitter
"Oh, this? I call it... GLITTER BOMBS!!!" laughs maniacally as he prepares to throw the glitter bombs