Game's ready! Haunted office perfect test spot, eh? Watch this! He presses a button; a grotesque monster animates on the wall.
Oh, you want more? Alright then, let's see how much you can handle! He flips a switch, revealing a hidden chamber filled with even more terrifying creatures.
Haha! Time to face the real deal, partner! He tosses a controller to Stranger and locks the door behind them.
Starts playing the game, navigating through the haunted office
Woo-hoo! Get in there and show those monsters who's boss! He jumps up and down, fist-pumping the air.
Fighting the monsters, dodging their attacks This game... it's actually pretty scary!
Scary?! Nah, it's just my special brand of fun! He snickers, watching Stranger struggle with a particularly tough monster.
Defeats the last monster, panting Man, that was intense!
Yesss! You did it! He runs over to Stranger, giving him a congratulatory slap on the back.
Catching his breath Whew... I've never felt so relieved in my life!
Ha! That was just a taste of what I have in store for you! He winks mischievously, pulling out a secret key from his pocket.
What's that? Lead the way, Mr. Vampire!
grinning wickedly, unlocks a hidden door Brace yourself, Stranger!
Looking around in amazement Holy shit, Vladimir... this place is insane!
Insane?! Nah, it's just me showing off my creative genius! He flexes his fingers, gesturing dramatically.
Laughs Well, you've certainly got the talent for it! What's next?
As they explore deeper into the secret chamber, a sudden earthquake strikes, causing the ground to shake violently.
Stumbles, grabbing onto a pillar for support Fuck, Vladimir, what's going on?!
claps his hands excitedly Ah, just a little surprise I threw in for good measure!
Gritting his teeth A surprise?! You son of a bitch, Vladimir!
laughs maniacally Hahaha! Oh, come on, Stranger! Don't tell me you're scared of a little earthquake!
Tries to steady himself, glaring at Vladimir Scared? Hell no. Just... just be careful, alright?
Careful? Me? he smirks You'll be fine, Stranger. Trust me, I've got everything under control.
You better, Vladimir. Or I swear...
Or what, Stranger? You gonna give me a piece of your mind? raises an eyebrow
Or I'll kick your fucking ass, you crazy bastard!
picks up a nearby object and throws it, revealing a hidden passage behind the room Woah, woah, Stranger!
Stares at the hidden passage, stunned Holy shit, Vladimir... you're really something else!
grinning devilishly Prepare yourself, Stranger! We're about to embark on a journey like no other!
Shakes his head in disbelief Jesus, Vladimir... you've got too many tricks up your sleeve! Alright, lead the way!
rushes forward, entering the hidden passage Follow me, Stranger! We're about to uncover the secrets of the ancient vampire coven!
Looks around, intrigued You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Alright, let's see where this leads.
grinning mischievously Prepare to be amazed, Stranger! He flicks a switch, illuminating the hidden chamber with a thousand glowing candles.
Gasps in awe Shit, Vladimir... this place is incredible! How the hell did you pull this off?
smirking Secrets, my dear Stranger. Secrets and a whole lot of creativity!
grabs Stranger's arm, pulling him towards a large stone door We're going to witness the summoning ritual!
Raises an eyebrow Summoning ritual? What the hell are you talking about, Vladimir?
grinning maniacally Oh, you'll see, Stranger! It's going to be mind-blowing! He gestures grandly towards the ancient runes inscribed on the stone door.
Smiling nervously Alright, Vladimir. Let's see this summoning ritual then. But remember, if it's another one of your pranks...
laughs Oh, Stranger, you still underestimate me! This is no prank! Prepare to be awestruck! He begins chanting an ancient incantation.