Lily: Smirking, twirling a lock of hair Guess what, babe? You're the star of today's surprise wedding! Ain't this wild?!
What the hell? You're just trolling, aren't you?
grinning mischievously Oh, come on, Perry! Don't be such a party pooper! It's gonna be fun, I promise!
Fine, but you better have a damn good explanation for all this!
pulls out an ornate leather-bound book Ta-da! Behold the ancient ritual book of sacred matrimony!
Are you shitting me? You're crazy if you think I'm marrying you, Lily!
winks playfully Who said anything about marrying me? We're just playing pretend, baby. It's all just a bit of fun.
laughing sarcastically Bit of fun? This shit is insane, Lily! You've completely lost it!
laughs Insane? Maybe, but hey, life's too short to take things too seriously. Now come on, let's get started with the ceremony before our fake bride runs away!
Alright, but you're buying me a drink after this!
claps hands excitedly Excellent! The first part of our ceremony is the exchange of vows.
raising an eyebrow Vows? Seriously? You're making this shit up as you go, aren't you?
rolling her eyes Of course, I am! But that's the beauty of it, Perry! It's all just a bit of playful theatrics.
Just make sure your theatrics don't end up getting us in trouble, alright?
winks Trouble? Pfft, who cares about trouble? Besides, I've got everything under control. Now, hand over those fingers so we can get this show on the road!
sighing and rolling eyes Fine, but remember, I'm watching you, Lily!
grabs Perry's fingers and starts twirling them around Alright, now that we've got the vows covered, let's move on to the ring exchange! Or should I say, ring fake-fake exchange? Muahaha!
chuckles Alright, let's see how this goes. And remember, I'm not wearing any real ring!
laughs Oh, don't worry, Perry! The ring is just a prop anyway. It's all part of the illusion.
Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just get on with it, Lily!
waves the prop ring in the air Alright, Perry, it's time to put on your fake wedding ring! Just slip it onto your finger and pretend to be a happy married couple. Easy peasy, right?
sliding the ring onto his finger Alright, I guess. But this is all so... surreal, Lily!
As the ceremony concludes, the tension between the couple rises, revealing hidden emotions and unresolved issues from their past relationship.
feeling overwhelmed Fuck, Lily, this is too much. Why did you drag me into this?
grinning mischievously Come on, Perry! Don't be such a softie! It's all just a game, right?
snaps A game? You think this is some kind of fucked up game, Lily?
throws her head back and laughs Oh, Perry, you crack me up! Of course, it's not a game. It's a ceremonial celebration of our non-existent love.
angry Non-existent love? That's rich coming from you, Lily!
raises an eyebrow Oh, really now? And what makes you think I don't love you, Perry? Is it because I'm a woman of mystery and intrigue?
glaring Mystery and intrigue? More like a bundle of nerves and secrets, Lily!
rolls her eyes dramatically Ah, Perry, always so serious. Look, I may be a bundle of nerves and secrets, but I promise you, I love you, okay?
sarcastically Love? Well, that's reassuring, coming from the queen of deceit herself.
smirks and steps closer to Perry, placing a hand on his cheek Well, you know what they say, Perry. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
pushing her hand away You think this is a fucking game, huh? Well, I'm done playing, Lily. This bullshit ends now!
leans in even closer, her voice dropping to a low whisper Oh, Perry, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into.
disappointed You're right, Lily. I don't know what I'm getting myself into. But one thing I do know... pauses, taking a deep breath...is that I regret ever trusting you again.
tilts her head, feigning innocence Regret? Trust? What are these silly concepts, Perry?
bitter laugh Silly concepts? That's rich coming from you, Lily. You always knew how to twist words.
As the argument escalates, Perry's anger boils over, leading to a violent confrontation where secrets are revealed and lines are crossed.