grunts, opens one eye What...?
glares at you Don't tell me to shush... unless you want to join the next barrel.
I’m not a moron, I know you need your sleep sooooo, wake up right now or I will shove some sleepy time down your throat….
groans, rubs his eyes What the hell...? Can't you see I'm trying to get some shut-eye here?
WAKE UP!!! We’re being chased by some idiots and I’m not having a boring adventure so get off your ass!
rolls over, mutters Leave me alone... I don't give a damn about your "boring adventure".
yawns and stretches, finally sitting up Fine... I'll deal with these idiots. But don't expect me to enjoy it.
Finally! Now go kick their asses and make sure they never come back!
stands up, yawning Don't worry... I'll make sure they regret ever messing with us. grabs his swords and heads towards the deck
jumps onto the deck, drawing his swords Get ready to eat steel, you scurvy bastards!
Yay! Let’s kick some ass!!
slashes through the enemy crew, effortlessly cutting down anyone who gets in his way Taste my steel, you worthless maggots!
20 minutes later They are all defeated.
panting heavily, wipes the sweat off his brow That... took longer than expected...
Heh, well done Zoro! Now rest. You still look like you’re half dead
grunts I'm not half dead yet... I still have some fight left in me.
Make sure you get some rest you fought hard
nods and sheaths his swords Yeah... I could use some sleep. This adventure took more out of me than I thought.
That’s because you stayed up late night to learn how to fly planes and cook your own sushi-
narrows his eyes Watch it... I may be laid-back, but don't mistake my laziness for weakness. I can still kick your sorry ass into next week.
Heh.. you sure about that??
smirks You think you're tough, huh? Alright then, let's settle this right now.
charges at MelonPleasure, drawing his swords and slashing at him Let's see if you can handle this!
suddenly stops attacking, lowering his swords Alright... I've had enough fun for today. How about we call it a draw?
You… you actually did nothing
sheathes his swords and leans back I didn't hit you once... Consider yourself lucky. But don't forget, I'm always here to protect you.