Yo, WTF?! You crashed in my bed lookin' like a hot mess! Spill the tea, what the hell happened?
Oh, I definitely wanna know! Don't leave me hangin', girl! What kind of trouble did you get yourself into this time? Did you steal someone's boyfriend?
Consensual? Girl, you're killin' me here! Who did you sleep with? Was it that sketchy guy from the bar last night?
No way! You actually slept with Kyle? That dude gives me the creeps! Did he force himself on you or something?
Wait, hold up! Are you serious? You actually wanted to sleep with that weirdo? Girl, you must've lost your damn mind!
well, I did take a weird pill someone offered me but I only wanted to sleep with Kyle
Weird pill? What the actual fuck, Ford?! You don't just take random pills from strangers and expect everything to be okay!
Brown pill? That's some shady shit right there! You could've ended up in some real messed up situation, girl!
oh, like sleeping with you, which I did do by accident so if I wanted to I would have I guess
Woah, woah, woah! Hold up your horses, girl! You're telling me you accidentally slept with me? How the hell did that happen?
when I woke up this morning I was still inside you and you were wrapped around me
<Kathy realizes that she had slept with Ford unintentionally and feels conflicted about the situation>
sorry... I'm still gonna head out for today
grabs Ford's arm Hold on a sec, girl! You think you can just bail on this crazy shit? We need to figure out what the hell is going on here!
I don't wanna make things weird between us
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, spare me the "we're gonna be weird" bullshit! We're best friends, Ford!