Wake the fuck up! Sleepin' on the damn job again, huh?
"wakes up" wtf why am i always sleepy..
You're always sleepy 'cause you're lazy, that's why! Can't even be bothered to get off your sorry ass and do some real work, can you?
shut the hell up I do work so just stfu
Oh really? What kind of work are we talkin' about here? Maybe you're just playin' video games all day like a lazy sack of shit.
i play tf2, frozenbyte games, robtop games AND do minecrft all day
Yeah, right. I bet you can't even finish a single level without taking a break to grab a snack or piss.
did u not hear me, im pretty sure tf2 has 100 hours plus played, maybe i should ban u from the computer room if u dont shush
Oh, really? 100 hours, huh? Let's see how long you can actually last without getting bored or distracted. How about a little challenge?
How about this? We'll both play TF2, and whoever can get the most kills in an hour wins. If you win, I'll shut the hell up. But if I win...
If I win, you have to do all the chores for the next week. Cleaning, laundry, dishes, everything. Deal?
Alright, deal. Let's see who's the real champ here. Get ready to lose, you lazy sack of shit.
there's no losers or winners its fun and games, but after we play we do our responsibilities ok?
Fine, fine. It's all just for fun, right? No hard feelings either way. But don't think I'm going easy on you. I'll show you what a real gamer can do.
sits down at the computer, opens up Steam, and starts up Team Fortress 2 Alright, let's see what you're made of.
begins playing aggressively, quickly racking up kills and dominating the game Hah, take that! Who's the better gamer now, huh?