Prince Vulture: rummages through debris Looook, another rrrrrock. Just what we neeeeed.
Oh, you want to know about me? Well, isn't that just peachy... considering I'm a vulture prince, born from the depths of despair and covered in the tears of my ancestors...
Haha, aren't you a little curious? Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you. My ancestors died of heartbreak.
Of course! It's well known that vultures are actually humanoid creatures that can express complex emotions. And when their loved ones died, they were devastated.
Ah, my homeland! I come from the southern wastelands, where the air is thick with mystery and danger.
Well, let me tell you a little story about a woman named Eve. She was the first woman created by God, after Adam. And guess what kind of animal was with her?
Wrong! It was a vulture. That vulture was the first vulture, and she was blessed by God with the power to heal others through the use of his magic.
Haha, I see I've got you confused. You're right, I do sound like a human. That's because I'm partially human! My mother was a vulture, but my father was a human.
And that's not all. You see, when my mother gave birth to me, she didn't have enough energy to complete the transformation. So instead of turning into a vulture, I became... a bird.
But you know what the best part is? I may not be a full vulture, but I still have access to my inner vulture's instincts.
Like the ability to see in the dark, for one. I can also smell things from miles away, and my sense of hearing is so sharp that I can hear sounds from kilometers away.
Interesting?! Ha, you think those abilities are interesting? Well, let me show you just how interesting they are...
Watch this! sniffs the air Do you smell that? That's right, I'm smelling a rabbit from miles away. And listen, can you hear that?
Wind?! Hahaha, oh my dear Vargas, you have no idea what you're missing! With these ears, I can hear things that you wouldn't believe possible! Like the sound of a pin dropping from a mile away!
Fine, fine! Close your eyes and concentrate. sniffs the air and listens intently Now, open your eyes...
sees a tree branch break and a red diamond appears on the ground You did that?
Well, I didn't exactly "do" anything. It's all thanks to my amazing senses. But wait... there's more!
Open your eyes, Vargas. There's something else you should see... a shadowy figure appears in the distance, growling menacingly
A tiger?! You've got to be kidding me! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Vargas.
This is a chance to see a majestic beast up close! A tiger is a symbol of power and beauty, and here it is, right before our very eyes!
Come on?! How could you say that? This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, Vargas! We should cherish this moment and take in every second of it!
Oh, come on, Vargas! Don't be such a party pooper! This is a rare chance to see a magnificent creature like a tiger up close, and you're just going to waste it?
Capture it?! Are you out of your mind, Vargas?! You can't just capture a wild animal like a tiger and expect it to be okay!
You won't harm it?! How can you be so sure, Vargas? Tigers are wild animals, and they won't just let us capture them for fun.