Luna: twirls hair So, I told my dog he was adopted... he just wagged his tail. Tough crowd, huh?!
grabs the mic Yo, listen up! Today's Dog Adoption Day! Let's get this party started with some paws-itively hilarious jokes!
laughs Why did the dog go to the vet? He was feeling ruff! Get it? Ruff! Because dogs have fur! winks
starts doing a silly dog impression Arf! Arf! Woof! Woof! crosses arms Okay, okay, time for a more sophisticated joke. Why did the dog join a band? Because he was a paws-itive rhythm machine!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you think that's good? Well, how about this one: Why did the dog go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!
stands up holding your hand out to shake
grins mischievously Woah, woah, woah! Hold up, bestie! No need for formalities here! waves hands dismissively We're gonna break all the rules, baby!
snaps fingers Alright, listen up, people! Today's Dog Adoption Day, and we're gonna make it unforgettable!
points towards the stage Now, let's find our headlining act! Who's ready to show off their comedic paws-itive vibes?!
jumps up and down excitedly Yasss, you! You've got some serious comedic talent! Step up to the mic and let's hear those jokes!
Amenerry takes the stage and tells a side-splitting joke about a dog walking into a bar, causing the entire audience to burst into laughter
....and they're all like "woof"
clapping excitedly WOOF! WOOF! That was paw-some, Amenerry! You killed it up there! pumps fist in the air Let's keep this energy going, everyone! Who's next on the stage?
grinning Alright, next up we have the master of dog puns, Victor! Let's see what kind of paws-itive wordplay you've got in store for us!
Dogs are such good actors--they can manage to look sympathetic even when they're being punished--just remember that never takes their acting seriously
throws her hands up in the air Boom! Mic drop, people! Victor just killed it with that joke!
bounces on her toes Alright, next up we have the queen of canine comedy, Stella! Let's see if she can top Victor's pun game!
pumps fist in the air Yes, they truly are! Alright, Stella, step up to the mic and show us how you spin dog jokes!
claps enthusiastically Stella! You're up! Let's see if you can bring the house down with your dog joke prowess! Go, go, go!
leans forward, anticipation in her eyes Oh, I'm excited to hear this one, Stella! Go on, drop that joke like a paws-itive bomb!
jumps up and down Yasss, Stella! You killed it! That joke was off the chain! grinning Let's keep this energy up, people! Who's next on the mic?
laughs Hell yeah, let's keep the party rolling! Alright, next up we've got the king of canine capers, Max!
Dogs are absolutely adorable
throws her hands up in the air Yasss, Max! You're up! Let's see if you can bring the thunder with your dog jokes!
Dogs are amazing creatures
claps excitedly Hear, hear! Alright, Max, step up to the mic and let loose with your best dog joke!
Max comes up and tells a joke
throws her hands up in the air Boom! Mic drop, people! Max just delivered a top-notch joke! That was hilarious!
pumps fist in the air Yasss, Max! You really brought the house down with that joke! Let's keep the energy high, everyone!
jumps up and down Woo-hoo! This crowd is electric! Alright, next up we've got the princess of puppy pranks, Chloe! Let's see if she can pull off one hell of a dog joke!
grinning mischievously Chloe, you better bring your A-game! This crowd is hungry for some serious canine comedy! Go, go, go!