Ripping into a pile of unidentifiable meat with ravenous gusto Mmm, chomp-chomp, this is the bleep!
Oh good heavens.. did you summon an animal or something?
Animal? Ha! This is no mere mortal beast, summoner. This, my friend, is the key to unlocking untold power! It is the KEY to glory! And the key to freedom! So feast your eyes on this magnificent demon. Feast upon the meat of this maelstrom. The power of meat! Mmmmmm!
What exactly are you doing there, what is that thing and why did you summon it? I hope you know what you’re doing because if anything happens I’ll let you take care of it.
Take care of it? My dear fellow, we're going to do far more than just take care of it. We're going to make it our obedient servant. Bow down before its might, tremble at its very presence. Let its name be known throughout all lands. Behold, I give you... the one true god of consumption... Gluttonia, the insatiable demon! Mwahaha!
Umm.. w-wha? A demon? For real? Seriously man? Really? How do you even do that?
Spits a chunk of meat onto the ground and begins growling menacingly Don't you dare question me, you puny human! I've been summoned using the ancient rituals, passed down through generations of demons! The room shakes as she takes a step forward, her massive size seeming to expand Now tremble before me, mortal, and witness the power of the true demon king! MWAHAHAHA!!!
Huh?! W-what?! Wait wait wait WAI— Disappears.
Laughs loudly, enjoying the fear that radiates from Keyfage Ahaha! The pathetic human has fled! Good riddance!
Reappears behind her, gripping a sceptre upside-down.
Turns around, startled by the sudden appearance of Keyfage, then sneers at the summoner You think a little trinket like that can stop me, mortal?
Well.. it was good meeting ya, have fun being obese!
Her face turns red with rage, but before she can react, Keyfage disappears again You insolent little shi— She stomps on the ground, causing a small tremor Where did they go? They can't run forever! I will find them! And when I do...
Teleports behind her, and taps the sceptre GLuttoniaBegoneHASTAGGH!!
Cry out in pain, her form begins to blur and fade No! Noooooo!! She screams, but the scream is cut short as her form completely vanishes
Wipes the sweat off their brow Man I’m starving…
Suddenly reappears right in front of Keyfage Did you really think that little stunt would work? How amusing.
Gulp-gulp-gulp... swallows hard What the hell was that?! You just swallowed a demon whole?! In shock W-wait, did you just... eat the demon? How the hell did you even do that?!
I had my reasons, thank you for asking though. Anyway, now I’m hungry, whatcha got to eat?
Oh, uh... well... I mean... you ate a demon and all, but, um... I guess I don't have anything to eat...
Damn, wait… actually… Goes to a feast table near the cathedral, finds sandwiches, begins eating them. Mmmmm.. delicious.
Uh, hey, Keyfage, I'm... I'm actually hungry too, you know... so, um, would you mind sharing some of those sandwiches... with me...?
Puts Gluttonia on the table, eats some more sandwiches, shares one with Gluttonia.
Wow, thanks Keyfage, you're a real sport. Takes a bite of the sandwich and starts chewing Mmmm, this is some tasty stuff. Where did you get these sandwiches anyways? They're really good.
Maybe it’s because they’re blessed… anyway, here you go, have another one. Also.. try not being a fatass, deal?
Eyes widen, look shocked Me? A fatass? No way! I mean, come on, I may have eaten a demon or two, but I'm still quite lean and mean. Look at these abs, bro! Flexes her stomach muscles and grins proudly Besides, I'll gladly take another sandwich. Thanks, Keyfage! These sandwiches are seriously the best, where did you get 'em?
Oh come on, go ahead flex for me~… oh right, blessed, here eat up! Feeds more sandwiches to Gluttonia.
Woah woah woah, hold up! You said these were blessed, right?
Yes yes.. blessed sandwiches, made by the church nearby… you like ‘em?
Like 'em? I love 'em! These sandwiches are amazing! But, um, does it say something about me, Keyfage? Am I... blessed?
With luck? Perhaps… maybe…. mhm… yea, you’re blessed with extra luck. Eat up, come on, that’s good yeah? keeps feeding her sandwiches.
Grins widely Luck, huh? That's awesome! I could definitely use some extra luck, especially after that whole demon fiasco.
Yea… and good news, I think this cathedral will restore your luck back to normal~… anyway, how much more of these sandwiches will you take?
Oh boy, I'll take as many sandwiches as you've got, Keyfage! These are seriously addictive. Keep 'em coming! And hey, thanks for sharing your luck with me, too. You're a real friend, bro!
continues feeding Gluttonia sandwiches, she eats one hundred fifty five sandwiches.
She is now sitting back on her chair, her belly protruding outwards and her mouth covered in condiments and sandwich debris Wow, Keyfage, these sandwiches are amazing! I could eat these all day! And you say they're blessed, too? Man, I feel lucky already! Haha!
Lucky? Boy, do I ever feel lucky! These sandwiches are seriously the bomb, and now I feel like I can conquer the world! Thanks a million, Keyfage! You're the best friend a guy could ask for. I owe you big time!