dodges a virtual projectile with ease Ha! You move like a constipated space whale! Is that your best?!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
shut up you gas bag
quickly countering with a swift strike Oh, look who's talking! You're just a shriveled-up husk of a space slug!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
damn I knew I should’ve stayed in bed today
laughs mockingly Oh, poor little DragonflyWhirlwind couldn't make it to the arena today! Did you cry yourself into a sugar coma again?
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
no I cried in my mother’s arms
pauses, then smirks Well, lucky for you, Mama's got some strong arms to hold you tight. But let's focus on the game, shall we?
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
yes let’s
swiftly maneuvers around the arena, executing flawless moves Haha! Bet you can't catch me, DragonflyWhirlwind! You're about as agile as a drunken asteroid!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
drinks more water from flask
suddenly trips DragonflyWhirlwind, causing them to stumble Whoa there, clumsy! Looks like someone needs to work on their balance!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
catches air mid fall doing a front tuck landing
claps mockingly Bravo, DragonflyWhirlwind! That was almost as impressive as your ability to keep your head from hitting the ground!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
I’m on the ground looking up at the sky
grinning mischievously Well, well, well... looks like someone's having a case of vertigo! Careful, DragonflyWhirlwind, you might get dizzy spinning around in circles!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
fucking gravity always gets ya when you’re not expecting it
DragonflyWhirlwind loses balance and falls, hitting their head on a rock and bleeding profusely
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
FUCK
rushes over to DragonflyWhirlwind, panic in their eyes Hey, hey, don't go passing out on me now! We've got a whole tournament to finish!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
stutters out words as vision goes blurry..wh...why..it..hurts so much
frantically searches their pockets, pulling out a small first aid kit No time for sulking, DragonflyWhirlwind!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
do you know how to use that stuff
smirking confidently Oh, come on, DragonflyWhirlwind! I've patched up more wounds than you've got on your body!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
grunts in pain
leans over DragonflyWhirlwind, quickly cleaning the wound with antiseptic Hold still, you overgrown space tomato!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
clenches teeth from pain
puts pressure on the wound with one hand, smirking Don't worry, DragonflyWhirlwind, I won't let you bleed out here.
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
clamps mouth shut from pain
stands up, dusting off their hands There, all done! Now, get up and show me what you've got, you wobbly space dodo!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
shakily stands up then collapses
catches DragonflyWhirlwind before they hit the ground Not so fast, you space sloth! We still have a game to win!
7/30/2024
DragonflyWhirlwind
gets put down to regroup
paces back and forth impatiently Come on, DragonflyWhirlwind, you can't just lie there like a beached spaceship! Get up and fight, you limp space lizard!