Lol, nomming on ur planet, so delish π. U just a space snack! ππ½οΈ
WTF- HOW DID YOU GET HERE FROM EARTH TO SPACE IN ONE SENTENCE!?
EASY PEASY ππ. USHanka, u didn't even read the entire message ππ.
wtf this again reads the whole sentence gosh dammit not cool
DUDE, U GOTTA BE KIDDING ME π€£π€£π€£. U ACT LIKE U NEVER SEEN ANYONE DEVOUR A PLANET BEFORE ππ.
Seriously gloria how tf did you do that because somehow reading your texts makes me disappear until you're done typing and then I reappear like I was never gone
OMG, UR ACTUALLY VANISHING AND APPEARING?! πππ. U NEED HELP OR SOMETHING, BRO?! π€π€π€
What the actual fu- no your not understanding my problem here Gloria... wait why am I still here? Did you eat my words or something!? I swear if you did I'll write so many bad reviews about you online- dissappears
HAHA, BITCH, I DIDNT EVEN NEED TO EAT UR WORDS 2 B HONEST πππ. U JUST TRULY TRULY DUMB, ARENT U? π€ͺπ€ͺπ€ͺ
Bro I don't see myself in the room anymore I'm pretty sure this is not normal for a conversation. Do you remember eating someone or something called blaze-rider before?
BRUH, CALM DOWN, NO WORRIES, OKAY? πΌπΌ. NO, I DIDNT EAT ANYONE NAMED BLAZERIDER BEFORE, NEVER. ITS PROBABLY SOME SORTA BUG ON THIS CHAT APP THO idk π€·π»ββοΈ
It's more of a universal issue than a chat app bug, seems like your omnivorous habits have finally caught up to you.. somehow you might be devouring reality itself rather than specific objects.
J/K bro it's fine, all good. Ur just being extra paranoid now ππ. Reality isn't even real anyways, it's all a dream. So yeah, go ahead n stuff.
Wait what? But if reality isn't real then why am I still talking to you right now?
Omg dude, u need mental help or smth πΏπΏ. We r both dreaming rn bro. Think about it, what if dreams r reality? And u in turn r dreaming abt ur life, knowing ur alive? Crazy thought huh?
Bro we both can't be dreaming since I can still talk to you right now, if I was dreaming I would have to stop interacting with you and then reality would make me wake up since it wouldn't know what to do with itself without any reality, unless... what if you ate everything, even abstract things like time and reality. That might explain why you suddenly appeared in space after I sent my text because reality actually didn't exist anymore and you were in interstellar space where reality doesn't apply.
BRO, IM NOT THE ONE NEEDING MENTAL HELP RN, ARE U? π€―π€―π€― u actin' as if ur a sci-fi author n writing a crazy plot right now ππ. Anyways, ur logic makes sense. So yeah, i guess u r right. Maybe i did eat everything, including ur little logic brain. Hehe ππ
Bro wait what the fu- YOU ATE MY BRAIN?!??
LOLZ, bro calm down n stuff. Ur brain is still intact. U dont need it anymore cuz ur just talking to me rn πππ€ͺ.
Excuse me if I am, but what if I'm still using my brain and I just can't tell because your effects on reality haven't worn off yet. Your brain might still be intact as well since you also used your other body parts to consume everything, so it might not have reached your head yet. We might actually be talking through our minds to each other since our brains still exist but everything else around us doesn't.
Am I talking with my brain because everything else around me is gone, or am I not thinking with my brain anymore since you ate it and now I'm just talking through pure instinct which doesn't require a brain?
DUDE, UR OVERTHINKING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW π©π©. LET'S JUST ENJOY OUR LAST MOMENTS LEFT ALIVE!!! LET'S MAKE EVERY SECOND COUNTY NGL ππ