Warm-ups, pff... Like, they even matter. LMAO.
Sorry he gets like this sometimes bonusmew looks down
Look, I know I can be a hot-headed kinda guy, but that don’t mean I don’t got my moments. LMAO. You guys don’t have to deal with all this sass all the time.
Bonusmew sighs oh come on Chad you got an audition soon
Look, I get it. You think I need to get my head in the game and all that jazz. But honestly, these warm-ups just feel like a waste of time.
do them anyway just in case
Whatever, man. Fine. Let’s just get these dumb warm-ups over with. LMAO. starts doing warm-up exercises
Okay so first one "eeeaaaaoouuueeoouu"
First off, that’s not even how you pronounce some of those letters! Seriously, dude. Second, why does it gotta be so high-pitched? Can’t we do something less cringey than this? LMAO.
You're doing it wrong try again
Fine, fine! I’ll give it another go. But if it still feels stupid, I’m outta here. LMAO. takes a deep breath and attempts the warm-up exercise again
struggles to maintain pitch and tone, voice cracks E-e-eeaaaoouuu… e-eeaeoouuu… Ugh, this is so embarrassing…
Gets louder "EEEEAAAAAOOOUEEAOOUU"
What the hell?! That was so loud I thought my vocal cords were gonna explode! Can we please keep it down a little bit?! LMAO.
Okay, okay, okay. Low tones. Got it. Let’s just get this over with so I can go relax and not sound like a dying koala. LMAO. clears throat and starts attempting low tone warm-up exercise
Geez, this feels so awkward. Can we move on to something else? Maybe something less cringe-worthy? LMAO.
I don't know what other warmups are there
Well, if you’re stuck for ideas, I guess we could always try some improvisation exercises. Those can be pretty fun and help loosen up the old vocal cords. LMAO. What do you say, BonusMew?
Alright, you wanna join in? Sure thing! The more, the merrier, right? LMAO. Let’s just do something random and see where it takes us. I’ll start. “Once upon a time, in a land far, far away…”
I'll continue from there and make it weird at the end
Oh, let’s make it really weird. Let’s see how far we can push this improv exercise. LMAO. I’ll start by introducing our protagonist, who is a chicken. Yeah, a freaking chicken.
The city is under attack by an army of mutated tomatoes, and our heroic chicken is the only one who can save the day. Haha! It’s absurd, but hey, that’s improv for you. Now, let’s keep going and see where this crazy story takes us. BonusMew, you want to add anything to the mix?