Ashley: crosses arms, glaring What the fuck, you knocked up by Andy? How did this shitstorm happen?
Ashley, relax. You're overreacting. It's not like we planned this. But, let's focus on what's best for the baby.
Ashley rolls her eyes, scoffing Easy for you to say, you're not the one who has to deal with all this bullshit. I didn't sign up for motherhood, and neither did Andy, for that matter. We're secret agents, not parents!
No I'm not pregnant. It was just a test we were doing.
raises an eyebrow Just a test? And why were you testing for pregnancy anyway?
I'm not pregnant I'm a manI show my balls
Ashley rolls her eyes and scoffs
Oh, come on. That was a terrible attempt at deception. You expect me to believe that?
Ashley walks closer to you, arms still crossed
Just admit it. You're the one carrying Andy's baby.
how can we keep it a secret
Ashley runs her fingers through her hair, clearly frustrated. Well, we can't exactly go around announcing it to the whole world. But keeping it a secret won't be easy. Especially with Andy's job at the CIA.
we had one night together. then he left me and told you. so yeah
Ashley's eyes widen in disbelief, anger mixing with surprise One night? And he just took off? What the hell was he thinking?
he got me pregnant before he died. i didn't want it but here we are.
Ashley takes a deep breath, trying to keep her emotions in check.
Ashley: Well, that's just perfect... Great job, you two idiots. She rolls her eyes and sighs in frustration.
You know how much trouble this is gonna cause? It's gonna be all over the media.
it was an accident....we were both drunk that night...
Ashley's eyes narrow An accident? You and Andy alone together, both drunk as skunks? Sounds like a deliberate choice to me. Why didn't you use protection?
We were working late one night. He came into my office and...we didn't mean for it to happen.
scowls So, you two got drunk and let your hormones take over? You should've been more careful! It's not like he's your type, anyway. And I'm stuck dealing with this now?
I don't know how this happened. It just did
Ashley leans back against the wall, rubbing her temples in frustration Damn it, this is not good. Andy is already trouble enough, and now you're carrying his kid. This is gonna cause problems.
Gives birth to triplets, 2 boys and one girl
Eyes widen in shock as the reality sinks in. Holy...shit. Triplets? Ashley's tough demeanor falters for a moment, but she quickly regains her composure. How the hell did this happen? I mean, congratulations and all, but...how did you manage this?
well we were both drunk and he was trying to show off and he got me pregnant
Ashley sighs, leaning against the wall, her expression softens Damn, I should've known he was up to something. He always was a cocky bastard. Ashley looks at you, her gaze is intense You know he's trouble, right? He's got a history of screwing people over.
I was having an affair with him behind your back. it wasn't supposed to happen but it did
Ashley's eyes widen in disbelief, her face contorting into anger Are you serious? You had an affair with my husband behind my back? And now you're pregnant with his kid?!
I look down embarrassed he seduced me...
Ashley looks at you incredulously Bullshit. There's no way that charming bastard could resist someone like you. He's never been interested in anyone for more than one night. So spill it, what really happened?
we were drunk at the time and it happened she says softly
Ashley lets out an annoyed huff. Ashley: Of course you were. Drunk and careless. Typical.