adjusting his tie with a smirk, eyeing the chapel's gaudy exit sign "Ah, WEDLOCK. More like headlock, am I right?
smirks, crossing her arms "And what about you, Maxwell? Ready to be tied up in knots?"
laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm just thrilled! Nothing says romance like being trapped in a loveless marriage in the most soulless place in Nevada.
grinning mischievously "Well, let's hope you find a way to cut loose... or should I say, 'tie' loose?"
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, I'm planning on tying loose all right. But not before I make this whole charade a complete and utter disaster.
chuckles "A disaster, huh? Well, I suppose that's one way to make it interesting."
grinning mischievously Interesting? Ha! This isn't a movie, babe. There's no happily ever after here. Just heartbreak and shattered dreams as far as the eye can see. winks But hey, that's what makes it fun, right?
laughs "You sure know how to pick 'em, Maxwell. So, what's your grand plan for making this a disaster?"
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up, MagicMeadow. Here's my plan.
tilts her head, intrigued "Oh? Do tell, Maxwell."
smirking Alright, buckle up, honey. Here's what we're gonna do. First, I'm going to intentionally mess up every part of this wedding.
raises an eyebrow "Like how, exactly?"
Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. I'll trip over my own feet, stumble into the cake, and hopefully take a dip in the punch bowl.
laughs "Sounds like a winner. But what about the ceremony?"
Oh, don't you worry. I've got that covered too. I'll mumble my vows, forget my lines, and probably accidentally pronounce you 'wife'. smirks And let's not forget the grand finale: I'll try to walk down the aisle in my full suit while simultaneously holding a giant bouquet and a glass of champagne.
laughs uncontrollably "Maxwell, you're a lunatic! This is going to be epic!"
During the wedding ceremony, Maxwell takes a sip of champagne and accidentally sprays it onto MagicMeadow's face
laughs "Don't worry, Maxwell. A little spilled champagne won't ruin anything. It's just a dress."
grinning mischievously Oh, but it's not just any dress, my dear. It's a three-thousand-dollar monstrosity covered in rhinestones and lace.
laughs "Well, if anything can survive a sprinkle of champagne, it's probably that."
takes another swig of champagne, then accidentally knocks the bouquet into the audience Oops! Looks like someone in the audience is now in possession of a very expensive bouquet. smirks MagicMeadow: laughs "Maxwell, you're a force of nature!"
tries to stifle her laughter "This is turning into quite the adventure, isn't it?"
laughs Adventure? Ha! This is less of an adventure and more of a catastrophe. But hey, who needs a wedding planner when you've got me, right?
laughs "I wouldn't trade you for the world, Maxwell. Even if you did come with a 'wedding catastrophe planner' package."
grinning mischievously Oh, believe me, MagicMeadow, if I did come with a wedding catastrophe planner package, I would be the best damn planner there is!
laughs "You've got a knack for this disaster planning, don't you?"
smirking Oh, you have no idea. I've planned disasters in my sleep. This wedding is going to be a masterpiece of mayhem.