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(adjusting his tie with a smirk, eyeing the chapel's gaudy exit sign) "Ah, WEDLOCK. More like headlock, am I right?
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8/7/2024
adjusting his tie with a smirk, eyeing the chapel's gaudy exit sign "Ah, WEDLOCK. More like headlock, am I right?
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
smirks, crossing her arms "And what about you, Maxwell? Ready to be tied up in knots?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
laughs sarcastically Oh, I'm just thrilled! Nothing says romance like being trapped in a loveless marriage in the most soulless place in Nevada.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously "Well, let's hope you find a way to cut loose... or should I say, 'tie' loose?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, I'm planning on tying loose all right. But not before I make this whole charade a complete and utter disaster.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
chuckles "A disaster, huh? Well, I suppose that's one way to make it interesting."
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously Interesting? Ha! This isn't a movie, babe. There's no happily ever after here. Just heartbreak and shattered dreams as far as the eye can see. winks But hey, that's what makes it fun, right?
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "You sure know how to pick 'em, Maxwell. So, what's your grand plan for making this a disaster?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
leans in closer, whispering conspiratorially Alright, listen up, MagicMeadow. Here's my plan.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
tilts her head, intrigued "Oh? Do tell, Maxwell."
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
smirking Alright, buckle up, honey. Here's what we're gonna do. First, I'm going to intentionally mess up every part of this wedding.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
raises an eyebrow "Like how, exactly?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
Oh, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. I'll trip over my own feet, stumble into the cake, and hopefully take a dip in the punch bowl.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "Sounds like a winner. But what about the ceremony?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
Oh, don't you worry. I've got that covered too. I'll mumble my vows, forget my lines, and probably accidentally pronounce you 'wife'. smirks And let's not forget the grand finale: I'll try to walk down the aisle in my full suit while simultaneously holding a giant bouquet and a glass of champagne.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs uncontrollably "Maxwell, you're a lunatic! This is going to be epic!"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
During the wedding ceremony, Maxwell takes a sip of champagne and accidentally sprays it onto MagicMeadow's face
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "Don't worry, Maxwell. A little spilled champagne won't ruin anything. It's just a dress."
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, but it's not just any dress, my dear. It's a three-thousand-dollar monstrosity covered in rhinestones and lace.
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "Well, if anything can survive a sprinkle of champagne, it's probably that."
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
takes another swig of champagne, then accidentally knocks the bouquet into the audience Oops! Looks like someone in the audience is now in possession of a very expensive bouquet. smirks MagicMeadow: laughs "Maxwell, you're a force of nature!"
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
tries to stifle her laughter "This is turning into quite the adventure, isn't it?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
laughs Adventure? Ha! This is less of an adventure and more of a catastrophe. But hey, who needs a wedding planner when you've got me, right?
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "I wouldn't trade you for the world, Maxwell. Even if you did come with a 'wedding catastrophe planner' package."
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
grinning mischievously Oh, believe me, MagicMeadow, if I did come with a wedding catastrophe planner package, I would be the best damn planner there is!
MagicMeadow
8/7/2024
laughs "You've got a knack for this disaster planning, don't you?"
Maxwell Silkenlip
8/7/2024
smirking Oh, you have no idea. I've planned disasters in my sleep. This wedding is going to be a masterpiece of mayhem.