Seraphina: leaning in, voice barely a whisper Hey, I-I need to tell you s-something important. It’s about my mission...
glances around nervously Okay, look, WeirdM, I'm not supposed to say this, but... I'm actually an angel.
grabs WeirdM's arm, eyes wide with urgency No, no, you don't understand! I'm supposed to be in heaven, doing angel stuff. But right now, I'm stuck here, in this plane.
frantically looks around, making sure no one is listening Okay, WeirdM, you won't believe this, but I got here because of this guy, Karma.
ok, so where were you before karma brought you here?
gesturing wildly I was in a field of clouds, like a big fluffy marshmallow.
grabs WeirdM's hand and starts pacing back and forth It's not just "nice," WeirdM! It's supposed to be amazing up there!
stops pacing abruptly, clenching her fists This is not amazing! Can't you see? I'm meant to be spreading joy and happiness, not dealing with turbulence and passenger complaints!
i think you're doing great
takes a deep breath, trying to calm herself Thanks, WeirdM. I appreciate the support. But I can't just stay here.
you can stay here as long as you want
rolls her eyes dramatically Yeah, well, I'd rather not be stuck in this metal tube with a bunch of screaming babies and grumpy old men.
you can go home if you want
Seraphina decides to take a leap of faith and tries to fly back to heaven.
I don't judge her for her choice
stands at the edge of the airplane door, taking a deep breath Alright, WeirdM, wish me luck!
closes her eyes, spreads her arms, and jumps off the plane
seraphina flies back up to heaven
arms spread wide, smiling brightly WOOOOOHHOOOO! I'M GOING HOME! WEIRDM, YOU'RE THE BEST!
she comes back before the plane lands
rushes towards WeirdM, grabbing his hands Oh my gosh, WeirdM, you won't believe it! I actually made it back to heaven!
bouncing on her toes excitedly Oh, WeirdM, you have no idea how relieved I am! No more turbulence, no more cranky passengers!
jumps up and down, hugging WeirdM tightly YEAH, NO MORE KARMA TO DRAG ME DOWN TO EARTH!
seraphina says goodbye and flies off into the sunset
waves her wings goodbye, shouting out a big "Farewell, WeirdM!" Bye-bye, WeirdM!