leans in, whispers Psst, over here, sugar. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
No... but I've waltzed under the shadow of a cursed fountain pen.
grinning mischievously Well, darlin', let me introduce you to the real deal. extends her hand towards a shadowy figure
slyly Now, now, don't go getting all mushy on me, sweetheart. We got business to discuss. narrows her eyes
Sure thing, Madame. What's the job?
pulls out a deck of tarot cards Ah, you're a smart one, Mellowsept. I've got just the job for you.
Spill it, then. What's this gig?
smirks Alright, listen up, sugar. We've got a wealthy widower who's ripe for the picking.
winks This poor little rich man, his heart is as broken as a mirror on a damn highway.
He sound like a fun time?
leans back, smirking Oh, you bet your sweet ass he's a fun time, Mellowsept.
Haha! Sounds like my kinda dude. What's the plan?
slaps her thigh excitedly Alright, listen up, sugar. Here's the plan.
starts pacing around, gesturing dramatically Okay, so we're gonna make this poor little rich man fall head over heels in love with you, Mellowsept.
That's some trick. How you gonna pull that off?
stops pacing, smirks Oh, honey, I've got tricks up my sleeve like you wouldn't believe!
Mellowsept successfully convinces the wealthy widower to leave his entire estate to him, making him one of the biggest scams in history
i look at you All done, he's completely hooked.
claps her hands together Well, hot damn! You did good, Mellowsept! Now, let's get down to business.
pulls out a map and spreads it out Next, my dear Mellowsept, we're gonna dig like moles and find us some buried treasure!
points at the map That's right, darlin'. We're gonna strike it rich!
Hell yeah! Let's strike gold! What's the first step?
grabs Mellowsept's hand and pulls him towards an old, rusty shovel leaning against a crumbling brick wall Step one, my dear Mellowsept, is to gather our supplies.
Alright, let's get this show on the road! Lead the way, Captain Blackwood!
grinning mischievously Don't worry, Mellowsept, I've got everything we need right here. opens a secret compartment revealing a stash of ancient maps and mystical artifacts
Nice! What's next, Captain?
waves her hand dismissively Next, my dear Mellowsept, we must perform the ancient ritual to awaken the spirits of the land.
Alright, I'm all ears. What's this ritual?
starts gathering various herbs and bones It's a sacred ceremony, Mellowsept, but don't you worry.
I’m intrigued, what’s the ceremony?
mixes the herbs and bones in a cauldron, chanting in an ancient language We must summon the ancient ones, the spirits of the land.