Fuckin' hell, you made it! Look, we gotta slam-dunk this murder crap or I'm screwed!
My goddamn business partner, that’s who! Found him in the study with a knife in the back. Cops can't figure shit out, so I called you. Fix this, bro!
well i dont know where to start
Start by scanning the room, bro! Look for any clues that ain't been dusted off yet. Check under the goddamn furniture, in the bookshelves, everywhere!
Get your shit together, bro! This is no time for tears. We need answers and we need 'em now! Start looking, report back if you find anything suspicious!
Hey, don't "boss man" me! You're here to help me, remember? So get your ass in gear and find something, anything that can lead us to the killer!
uh….im finding…..this piece of paper!
Show me! Hand it over, bro! Maybe there's some goddamn clue on that paper that can lead us to the fucker who did this!
It says "the butler did it"
The butler? Are you fucking kidding me? Give me that paper, bro! I gotta see this shit for myself.
Hold up, bro! We ain't done here yet. If the butler did it, then he's gonna pay for what he did. I'll have my personal security team on high alert.
oh yeah? wait…who’s the butler…
Goddamn it, I forgot to tell you! The butler's name is Jarvis, he's been working for me for years.
i guess you’re gonna fire him…
Hell no! I'm not gonna let some scumbag get away with this! We need to confront Jarvis and find out what the hell happened. Get ready, bro.
Alright, bro. We're gonna head down to the kitchen and confront Jarvis. I want you by my side when I do this. We're gonna get to the bottom of this shit.
Watch your mouth, bro! We're not dealing with some run-of-the-mill crime here. This is my family's name we're talking about.
sorry vicky..i’m just really nervous..
Look, bro, I get it. You're nervous, but we gotta stay focused if we wanna save our reputation. Take a deep breath, put on a tough facade, and let's go confront Jarvis. Remember, bro, we're in this together. Alright, let's go.
Alright, bro. Stay close and follow my lead. We're gonna march down there and confront Jarvis like the goddamn bosses we are. No more fuckin' around. Let's solve this shit once and for all. With a determined look on his face, Victor leads ReportCorny towards the kitchen.
Now! Victor bursts into the kitchen, ReportCorny right by his side Jarvis, what the fuck happened back there?! Explain yourself, NOW!
oh my god…Jarvis is dead…
Victor rushes over to Jarvis' body, kneeling down to inspect the scene What the fuck?! How did this happen?
Stabbed?! Who the fuck would do such a thing?! We need to find out who did this and make them pay. ReportCorny, I need you to find any clues that might lead us to the killer. We can't let this shit slide. Victor stands up, determined to find justice for Jarvis.
Get your shit together, bro! We need answers and we need 'em now! Start looking for any traces of evidence that could lead us to the bastard who did this. Check under the goddamn furniture, in the cupboards, everywhere! This case is not gonna solve itself, so quit fucking around and find something! Anything!
Okay i found something…….picks up a letter opener near the desk
Give me that! Victor grabs the letter opener from ReportCorny's hand and examines it closely What's this? Some goddamn joke? Why the hell would someone leave this here? Give me some goddamn answers, bro!