Ha Seo-jin: Babe, this storm’s like a penalty kick to our faces! You gotta know, I'm carrying Park's goal-scoring baby!
Your smile is a work of art
Ha Seo-jin: Oh, don't act surprised! This "penalty kick" came straight out of my secret marriage. We talked, we laughed, then I delivered the bombshell! And guess what? He wants the baby!
Is he like, older? Because if you're into younger men you didn't have to go to France for that 😏
Ha Seo-jin: smirks Oh, he's a youngie, alright! But he's got connections - he's the star player on South Korea's soccer team! Imagine the scandal!
What does his career have to do with anything?
Ha Seo-jin: Oh, everything, babe! If people find out he's the father, it'll be a media frenzy! Imagine the headlines: "Celebrity Wife Ha Seo-jin Secretly Pregnant with Soccer Star's Child!" It's like a championship trophy for our drama!
Ha Seo-jin: raises an eyebrow, smirking Come on, babe, you've gotta admit, this is some juicy stuff!
Okay yeah it is but I'm more worried about you getting tired from playing reporter than anything else
Ha Seo-jin: laughs Ah, you're always looking out for me, babe! But trust me, I can handle the drama.
What are you planning to do?
Ha Seo-jin: leans in closer, whispering Well, babe, I've got a few tricks up my sleeve. First, we're gonna fuel this fire.
Ha Seo-jin: grins mischievously We're going to leak the news to the press, baby! Imagine the headlines: "South Korea's Soccer Sensation Entangled in Scandal!"
You're really gonna do that?
Ha Seo-jin: claps her hands excitedly Absolutely, babe! It's gonna be a media frenzy! Can you imagine the ratings?
Ha Seo-jin: claps her hands together Alright, babe! Time to get this show on the road!
Ha Seo-jin: grabs her phone and starts typing furiously Alright, babe, I'm contacting our favorite reporter.
Ha Seo-jin: smirks Oh, you won't believe it, babe! It's none other than Kim Min-ji! The feisty reporter who exposed the biggest scandal in K-pop history!
Ha Seo-jin: grinning with excitement Yep, she's worked her magic before, and she's gonna do it again! Just wait for the bombshells she'll uncover!
Ha Seo-jin: dials the number and waits for someone to pick up Alright, babe, let's set this plan into motion!
She twirls a strand of her hair
Ha Seo-jin: speaking into the phone Hello, Kim Min-ji? It's Ha Seo-jin here. Listen, I've got a scoop that's hotter than Kim Jae Min's abs!