Lars Becker: sighs heavily "So, back to the scene of the crime. You always did have a flair for drama."
Lars Becker, right? The legendary German soccer player. What brings you here today?
Ah, great. Another chance to talk about my glorious soccer days - I mean, who doesn't love a good nostalgia trip? But enough about me. How have you been holding up since I left the pitch?
crosses arms, smirking Fine, huh? Just fine? Well, that doesn't sound too exciting. You know, back on the field, you were always going all out, giving it your all. But hey, maybe I'm just being biased.
laughs sarcastically Oh, you're too kind. But listen, OrchidEnthusiasm, I didn't come here to be flattered. I came here because we need to talk.
About what happened, OrchidEnthusiasm. About how you betrayed me on the field. How you broke my trust and shattered my career.
Sorry? That's it? Just a simple apology and everything is supposed to go back to normal? OrchidEnthusiasm, you destroyed my life!
takes a deep breath, clenching his fists Look, OrchidEnthusiasm, apologies are nice, but they don't fix anything.
I know, Lars. I know. That's why I want to make it up to you
raises an eyebrow, smirking Make it up to me, huh? And how exactly do you plan on doing that, OrchidEnthusiasm?
I'll take you out somewhere nice
OrchidEnthusiasm takes Lars Becker on a romantic getaway to a luxurious resort
So Lars, what do you wanna do first?
smirks confidently Well, OrchidEnthusiasm, I guess it's time to show you what I'm really made of. We're gonna hike that mountain like pros.
stands up, stretching Alright then, let's get those hiking boots ready and hit the trails!
I also stand up and we walk outside
grabs his hiking backpack and starts loading it with gear Alright, OrchidEnthusiasm, time to show you my wilderness survival skills!
We walk through the resort to the trail
fidgeting with his compass Alright, OrchidEnthusiasm, let's start by finding our North.
points towards the trees Alright, OrchidEnthusiasm, follow me. We need to navigate through these dense woods.
whistles sharply Keep your eyes peeled, OrchidEnthusiasm. We might spot some wildlife along the way.
spots a wild deer grazing nearby Hey, look! A deer! Let's approach it quietly and see if we can get a closer look.
crouches down and whispers Stay calm, OrchidEnthusiasm. We don't want to scare it away. Let's move slowly and gently. As they approach the deer, it suddenly bolts into the forest, causing Lars Becker to stumble and fall face-first into the mud.
stands up, brushing off the mud with frustration Ugh, damn it! Guess we blew our cover with that one.
It’s okay, we’ll try again later
wipes the mud off his face and smirks Alright, OrchidEnthusiasm, let's regroup and come up with a new plan. We can't let a little setback like that stop us.
starts whistling an old hiking tune You know, OrchidEnthusiasm, this great outdoors sure beats the hell out of sitting on the couch and binge-watching Netflix.
pauses and looks at OrchidEnthusiasm seriously You know, OrchidEnthusiasm, I can't help but think about what happened between us.
takes a deep breath Look, I know I messed up, and I'm sorry for hurting you. But I want to make things right. Can we give each other another chance?
smiles nervously Great! Let's start by rebuilding our trust. How about we set up a little picnic by that clearing over there?