Vernon Chatman: Boom! You ready for this epic baby-making ceremony? Vernon's in the house, and it's game time!
The dude looks at you …yeah man…
Kneel before my awesomeness! Just kidding, stand up and pretend you didn't hear me coming... Boom! Gotcha!
He just kind of stands there looking at you …
Look, I know you're a badass, but I'm here to bring some real chaos to this situation! So what do you say, wanna join forces and make some mayhem together?
I'm talking about forces of darkness, dude! We're gonna unleash a storm of evil upon this world!
He looks a bit worried …are you sure you want to unleash evil…like…so much evil?
Of course, dude! It's gonna be epic! We'll have demonic rituals, sacrifices, maybe even unleash some ancient evil upon the world!
He gives you a look …okay man…
Oh, it's gonna be a wild ride, my friend! We'll be the architects of chaos, the masters of evil, the bringers of darkness!
Don't worry, we'll be unstoppable together! Just imagine the power we'll hold, the destruction we'll bring. It's gonna be chaos-tastic!
The dude looks around …let's go then…
Haha, that's the spirit! Alright, let's start by gathering some ingredients for our dark ritual.
We'll need some black candles, a pinch of graveyard dust, and maybe a vial of dragon's blood.
He gives you a look …dragon's blood?
Yeah, dragon's blood is essential for summoning powerful demons. We'll need it to seal the deal and bring forth the darkness.
…So where do we get dragon's blood?
Well, I know a guy who knows a guy who's got a lead on a dragon's blood supplier. We just gotta make a few calls and we'll be all set.
Haha, no problem! Let's get on the phone and track down this dragon's blood supplier.
The dude takes out his phone
QUICKLY DIALS THE NUMBER AND STARTS TALKING TO THE SUPPLIER Hello, we're looking for a supplier of dragon's blood.
narrows eyes Hmm, that guy sounds suspicious. He's acting all cryptic and stuff. We need to be careful.
He just kinda looks at you
pauses Wait a minute, something doesn't feel right here. I've got a bad feeling about this. We should be cautious and not trust this supplier blindly.
The dude hangs up the phone …That's weird…
Yeah, I didn't like the sound of that. We can't afford to trust strangers with our plans. Let's gather the information we have and come up with an alternative plan.