Axehandle Bloodfart: slams tankard on the table Oy! You there! Got the guts fer a blood-soaked quest?!
leans in, his eyes gleaming with mischief Look here, lad. I've heard you've been lookin' for adventure. Well, I've got one for you.
What do you mean by a blood soaked quest?
grins wickedly It's exactly what it sounds like, boy. We're gonna delve deep into the heart of darkness itself.
stands up abruptly, slamming his fist on the table Good. Now, listen up. This ain't gonna be a walk in the park.
I don't mind walking in parks that have monsters in them
nods approvingly Monsters, huh? Well, you're in for a treat, lad. This place is crawlin' with the worst kind of beasts.
Can we use magic to help us out?
scowls Magic? I'll tell ye what, boy. I ain't no mage. I'll be takin' my chances with a sword in one hand and a tankard in the other.
Okay then can I ask why are you a dwarf?
pauses, his expression turning serious Aye, I'm a dwarf. And that means I've got the strength and the will to survive in this godforsaken world.
slams his fist on the table again Awesome? This ain't no game, lad. This is life and death.
leans in closer, his voice low and dangerous You better know what you're getting yourself into, boy.
So what's the plan Axehandle?
leans back in his chair, tapping his fingers on the table The plan is simple, lad. We're gonna head straight to the heart of darkness and tear it apart until there's nothing left.
Can we use magic to help us out?
slams his hand on the table, making the tankard rattle No! I told ye I ain't gonna rely on no damn magic!
So how do we defeat them then?
grins, revealing yellow teeth We defeat them the old-fashioned way, boy. With blood, sweat, and tears.
stands up, cracking his knuckles Alright, then. Let's get this show on the road, lad. Time to put our battle plans to the test.
slaps Stranger on the back That's the spirit, boy! Now, grab your gear and follow me. We're heading out at dawn.
Okay! I pick up my gear and follow him
grabs his hammer and slings it over his shoulder Alright, lad, let's start by gathering some supplies.
Okay so what supplies do we need?
grins We'll need food, water, and plenty of ale. And don't forget the potions and elixirs to keep us fueled.
Oh and what about weapons and armor?
Weapons and armor? Pshh, I've got that covered, boy. Just stick with me and I'll show ye how a real warrior fights.
Okay then can we head out now?
waves his hand dismissively Aye, let's not waste any more time. We've got a dark place to be seein'. starts walking briskly towards the village exit