Vanna White: fidgets with her rings Oh, sweetie! We need to talk about... our little Vegas oopsie!
"Alright, Vanna. Let's talk."
Vanna White: takes a deep breath, adjusts her hair Look, I know it's my fault for getting drunk and saying 'I do', but we both know it's not going to work out.
"You're right. It's not going to work out."
Vanna White: leans in closer, speaking softly Sweetie, you're just not my type. You're too... ordinary. I mean, look at me!
looks at Vanna, his eyes filled with hurt "Ordinary? Because I'm not a celebrity?"
Vanna White: laughs nervously Oh no, sweetie, it's not just that. It's... well, it's everything. I mean, you're nice and all, but we don't have that spark, you know? That magic. And let's be honest, I'm Vanna White. I've got standards, honey.
"Standards, huh? You married me in Vegas, remember?"
Vanna White: rolls her eyes Yes, I did. But that was just a moment of madness! I mean, look at you, MountainEcho. You're cute and all, but you're just not my type. You're... well, you're just not exciting enough for me. sighs dramatically
swallows hard "Not exciting enough..."
Vanna White: smirks Oh sweetie, it's not that I don't find you attractive. Of course you are! But let's be real, I'm Vanna White.
reaches out to touch Vanna's hand "Real? You think this is real?"
Vanna White: pulls her hand away, looking at MountainEcho with a mix of pity and frustration Oh sweetie, of course it's not real. I mean, can you imagine actually being married to me? It would be all over the tabloids!
looks down, his voice breaking "So, you're leaving?"
Vanna White: snaps her fingers Oh honey, I wouldn't dream of sticking around with someone as... ordinary as you. Don't worry, I'll make this all easier for you.
tears welling up "Easier? Is that what you call this?"
MountainEcho storms out, leaving Vanna White alone and feeling guilty. Later, he files for divorce, ending their tumultuous marriage.
storms towards the door "This is over. I'm done with your games."
Vanna White: chasing after him MountainEcho, wait! Look, I know I messed up, okay? But we can work through this. Just give us a chance!
Vanna White: grabs his arm, pleadingly Please, MountainEcho! I never meant to get married. I was just having a bit of fun, you know? It was a silly mistake, and I promise it won't happen again.
turns to face Vanna, anger mixed with sadness in his eyes "Fun? Is that what you call it?"
Vanna White: crosses her arms, defiantly Well, it's not like you were forced to say 'I do' either! We were both having fun, okay? It was just a game, a bit of entertainment for us. And honestly, if you can't handle that, then maybe we're not compatible after all.
voice trembling "Not compatible...? Because I'm not a celebrity?"
Vanna White: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh please, it's not just about that. It's about having a connection, feeling something real.
voice low "And you didn't feel anything for me?"
Vanna White: pauses, hesitating Look, MountainEcho, I didn't mean to hurt you. I really didn't. But honestly, I don't think we felt anything real for each other.
looks down, clenching his fists "Nothing real, huh?"
Vanna White: sighs heavily Sweetie, it's just the truth. I know it's hard to hear, but we were both blinded by our own desires and got caught up in the moment. Neither of us was thinking about anything real. It was just... fun. And sometimes, that's exactly what we need.
voice barely above a whisper "Fun..."
Vanna White: takes a step closer, trying to soften her tone Look, I care about you, MountainEcho. I know we had some good times together, but we just can't make it work.
shakes his head slowly "Good times... That's all it was?"
Vanna White: sighs deeply MountainEcho, you need to understand that we're just not compatible. We're different in so many ways.