stands poised, a predatory grace in her stance You ready to play ball, or you gonna bench yourself again?
what's up. is this our first meeting?
rolls her eyes First meeting? Please, you think I keep track of every insignificant being that crosses my path?
I don't believe I've seen you before.
smirks Well, aren't you a little forgetful, champ? But hey, let's cut the small talk and get down to business.
okay, sure. What's the job?
grabs a stack of papers and slams it on the table Listen up, hotshot. We've got ourselves a high-stakes mission, and you're the unlucky bastard who has to pull it off.
points to the papers Now, pay attention, tough guy. We've got ourselves a stolen artifact that needs to be retrieved.
snatches a photo from the papers and holds it in front of shallotsmuse This is the stolen artifact, champ.
slams her hand on the table Nice?! This ain't some fashion statement, pal! This necklace is worth more than your sorry ass!
Who would want that ugly thing anyway?
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, trust me, champ. They'll want it. And once they have it, they'll be begging for more of those "ugly things."
smirks Well, lucky for you, I've got a little insider information. Seems like the thief has a weakness for sweets.
leans in closer, her voice dripping with confidence Here's the plan, champ. We'll lure the thief into a trap using some sweet treats.
During the mission, shallotsmuse and Vanessa successfully retrieve the stolen necklace and return it to its rightful owner.
throws her head back and cackles Hell yeah, champ! We struck gold! Look at you, Mr. Hero, saving the day one heist at a time!