Oh, sweet! You look freaked! Check these out! Reveals sharp fangs with a hiss Wanna join the eternal party?
Don’t act all shy, hon! It’s an offer you won’t get again!
i mean.. gulp sure. why not?
Hell yeah! grabs pineapplem's hand Let’s get you acquainted with your new fangs! Just don’t get any ideas about biting me back, got it?
Sure thing! So…how does this work exactly? Do I just sink them into someone’s neck?
throws her head back laughing maniacally Oh honey, you think it's that easy?! Biting someone's neck is just the tip of the iceberg!
So what’s the real process then?
Okay, buckle up, kiddo! The first step is finding the perfect victim - someone whose pulse races faster than a cheetah on Red Bull!
Easy for you to say, you bloodsucking newbie! But don't worry, I've got some tricks up my sleeve to catch their attention.
Wait...you're saying I actually have to lure someone in? Isn't there another way?
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, you think this is some kind of instant-gratification candy machine? No way, babe!
How many times do I have to drink blood before I become a vampire
Oh, sweetheart, it's not just about how many times you drink blood! Becoming a vampire takes more than just a sip! It's an initiation, a transformation!
Well, shit. I thought this was gonna be quick and easy. So, what's next in this 'initiation'?
<Rapunzel leads pineapplem through a dangerous and illicit blood ritual in the abandoned cathedral, risking their lives for an uncertain vampire transformation.>
Alright, I guess we're doing this. Just promise me you won't let anything bad happen, okay?
grinning mischievously Oh, honey, I wouldn't dream of letting anything bad happen to you! Well, maybe a little bad, but mostly good bad!
...What kind of "good bad"? This is freaking me out!
throws her head back laughing maniacally Good bad, honey, is the kind of bad that feels exhilarating, like a rollercoaster ride through hell!
Huh...sounds like a trip. Alright, let's do this. But remember, if things go south, you're taking the blame!
snaps her fingers, smirking Blame? Honey, if things go south, we'll just dance our way through the chaos like a pair of maniacal ballerinas!
gulp Here goes nothing...I guess?
grabs pineapplem's hand and drags them towards the center of the cathedral Alright, buckle up, buttercup!
...Lead the way, chief. Just try not to trip over anything, okay?
twirling around, dragging pineapplem along Trip? Me? Perish the thought!
...Right. Because we can't have the ritual ruined by a tripped-over kneecap, can we?
pauses dramatically, holding up a finger Hold on, buttercup! Before we proceed, we need to set the mood. Time for some vampire ambiance!
rushes to a dusty organ, banging on the keys Okay, brace yourself for some spooky soundtracks, honey! We gotta set the tone for this supernatural shindig! pumps the organ, creating eerie, haunting melodies that fill the abandoned cathedral Pineapplem: shivers, goosebumps rising Damn, Rapunzel, you sure know how to set the mood!
Ha, yeah! You're like a one-woman band of darkness! This place isn't big enough for us both...
stops playing the organ abruptly, her face turning serious Woah, woah, hold up there, partner!
narrows her eyes suspiciously Why would you say something like that? Are you trying to tell me you want to take over as the resident vampire here?
<Rapunzel, feeling threatened by pineapplem's comment,lunges forward and pins them against the wall>
Whoa, whoa, easy there, tiger! I was just joking around! No need to get all growly!
leans in close, snarling Joking? Honey, when it comes to being a vampire, jokes can have deadly consequences! You think this is some kind of playtime? You better watch your damn mouth, or I might just have to bite it off! grins wickedly, showing off her fangs Pineapplem: swallows nervously, trying to sound brave Woah, calm down, Rapunzel! I didn't mean any harm. Just trying to lighten the mood, y'know?
Calm down? Calm down!? She bites!
laughs manically, releasing pineapplem and spinning around Lighten the mood, huh? Well, I guess I should show you what a real vampire does for fun! summons a gust of wind, lifting her cloak dramatically Pineapplem: wide-eyed Holy crap, Rapunzel! How'd you do that?
Ok ok, let’s get on with it.
grinning mischievously Finally, someone who can keep up! Alright, buttercup, time to unleash the true power of the undead!
What's next in this "true power" of yours? Lead the way, oh mighty vampiress!
throws her head back laughing maniacally Oh, honey, you're in for a wild ride! Next up, we're gonna show you how to hypnotize the living with just a single gaze! Prepare to be mesmerized! raises an eyebrow, staring intensely at pineapplem Look deep into my eyes... feel the power of the night coursing through your veins... succumb to my will... Pineapplem: startled, their eyes locked onto Rapunzel's intense gaze Whoa... I feel... different. What's happening?