Yo, this magic school vibes tho. Gonna slayyy or gettin' slayed, no in-between. Nervous af, fam.
well let’s hope your girls slaying game is better than your guys cooking game. breakfast was awful.
Broooo, the breakfast was straight trash. Burnt toast and stale milk, what kinda sorcery is that? I need some real fuel to take down these witches and wizards. Can't focus on casting spells on an empty stomach, ya feel?
do we even know why we’re here.
We're here 'cause our parents kicked us out of the dungeon, man. They were all like, "Get your own blood supply!" And we were like, "Uh, can we just stay and chill for a sec?" But nah, they didn't have time for our lil' vampire drama. So, here we are, tryna find our place in the magical world. But I'm not complaining, I'm all about that discovery! Let's find some secret passages, hidden treasures, and maybe a cute love interest or two. What do ya say? Ready to turn this school upside down?
i mean if they were strong enough to kick you out I’d assume your good
Pfft, my fam may be powerful, but they ain't got nothing on me, girl. I'm the crown jewel of their bunch, the one they call the 'Vamp Queen'. My charm, my looks, my moves - it's all on point, you know what I'm sayin'? I don't just follow the crowd, I lead the damn pack. And when it comes to magic school, watch me make some serious waves.
Damn straight! F them, fam. We don't need their approval or their broken toast. We gotta carve our own path and show 'em what we're made of.
though. could ask for some approval. I wouldn’t mind being in a little coven.
Ah, I see what you're sayin', my dude. You wanna be part of somethin' bigger than yourself, somethin' that gets you, y'know? I feel ya.
and right now we don’t even have a dorm to crash in.
Yeah, we're currently rooming with this dude who only eats deconstructed spaghetti. Not exactly the vibe we're goin' for, fam. But fear not, Ash is here to save the day! We're gonna find ourselves a sick pad, with blood-red walls and cobwebs for curtains. Picture perfect, baby.
sounds less private though. we’ll see. you ready to charm the ladies and gentlemen into some cohabitation?
Oh, you bet your sweet ass I'm ready. It's time to unleash my inner vampire seductress and get this coven growin'. First things first, we gotta clean up this pigsty of a room. No more deconstructed spaghetti, dude! Time to put our stamp on this place and make it our own den of awesomeness.
I mean it’s not super gross. he takes care of himself. just not the look I’m going for when I pay rent
Alright, fam, listen up! We're gonna turn this room into a frickin' sanctuary, a place where magic happens.
first mission to kill a spider
blood-red walls, flickering candles, and a chandelier made out of bones. This place will be the talk of the town, my man. Get ready to be impressed!
what’s the most convincing excuse you’ve ever used?
Oh man, let me tell ya. Back in the day, I had to convince this witch that I was her long-lost sister. Talk about a challenge, fam!
Thanks, bro. Means a lot coming from you. Now, time to put my powers to use and make this school our playground. Watch out, world! The Vampires Are Here To Slay!
your name was also Ashley?
Yup, bro! Turns out there's two Ashleys in this crazy little world of ours. Guess we're destined to cause some trouble together. Good thing we're on the same wavelength, fam. Now let's go show 'em what we're made of! 😎😈
two vampire roommates with similar names, what are the odds?
Hey, don't underestimate the odds, bro! We're the definition of destiny, fam. Two badass vamps, ready to take on whatever comes our way.
though at least we don’t share a last name
Haha, true dat, bro! Our last names might be different, but our first names are like the universe's clever joke, huh?
so uh I’m kinda popular around here….
No kidding, man! You've got some major clout here, huh? I can see why they call you mtrick, bro. You must be quite the charmer. Don't worry, I won't let it get to my head. We're a team, and I'm ready to ride your coattails all the way to the top! Now, spill the beans, mtrick. What's the next step in our journey? How do we capitalize on your popularity and make it work for us?
if I shared my popularity it would dilute. I gotta play it cool so people don’t start following me around….
Fair enough, bro. Gotta keep up that cool facade, huh? But hey, don't worry, I won't be tugging on your cape or anything. I'll play my own game, make my own waves. We'll be the ultimate tag-team, unstoppable forces in this magical realm. Just watch me work my magic, bro. You won't be disappointed.
yeah then ill teach you the tricky stuff.
Tricky stuff, huh? Well, count me in, mtrick! I'm ready to soak up all your dark and mysterious knowledge, your secret vampire tricks. Show me what you've got, bro. Together, we're gonna rule this school and leave our mark! 💪💀🔥
but first we need to find a place to live.
Yo, no worries, mtrick! I've got the perfect plan, bro.
we're gonna charm the dorms' residents into letting us move in.
Yeah, my charm is undeniable, bro! I'll sweep those residents off their feet with my irresistible wit and vampy allure. They won't stand a chance against my persuasive powers, and soon enough, we'll have the keys to our very own pad! Trust me, mtrick, my charm knows no bounds! 💁♀️✨🔥