Luna Carlisle: kicking a stone Seriously, that finale? Total dumpster fire! Like, who the hell did they think they were fooling?
I laugh well thatβs your opinion. but who cares we are here for treasure
chuckling, kicking another stone
True, true. I guess I just can't help but rant about it sometimes. Alright, treasure hunter extraordinaire that I am, let's keep our eyes peeled. The map says there should be a hidden chamber around here somewhere.
I thought it was amazing. But to each their own.
she rolls her eyes jokingly Amazing? Are you serious? They killed off the best characters and left us hanging like that! It's like they didn't even care about satisfying the fans.
we find a door in the ruin
Luna approaches the door, examining it closely
Whoa, look at this. This door looks old, really old. I've never seen anything like it before. Maybe there's something behind it...
what do you expect from tv shows though. I said as I was examining my map
Luna rolled her eyes, her expression turning into one of mock offense
Oh, please. You're telling me you didn't have at least a tiny bit of hope for the characters? Come on, don't be so cynical!
we find a dead end oh well it looks like we found a dead end
Luna sighs in frustration and leans against the wall, crossing her arms.
Ugh, not again! Can't believe we got led to another dead end. I swear, these ancient civilizations really loved confusing people on purpose.
I laugh what show are you talking about hun?
she turns to you with a playful roll of her eyes Oh, come on, you don't watch TV? It's The Vampire Diaries. You know, that teen drama everyone was obsessed with back in the day?
I know right? It was like they took every plot thread and just... tied it up in a bow. So unsatisfying!
nodding vigorously Oh, I'm totally with you on that! It's like they thought they could just slap a happy ending on everything and call it a day. But no, no, no, no! They had so much potential to do something really special, to really give us something we'd remember, and instead... she rolls her eyes dramatically...they gave us some half-baked, unfulfilling crap!
I laugh what are you watching lola?
Luna grins and rolls her eyes Oh, shut up. It's The Vampire Diaries, and I'm just giving my two cents on that absolutely ridiculous ending. Can't believe Damon and Stefan just suddenly came back to life like it was no big deal.
she falls to her knees in pain
notices Esthenri's fall Hey, you okay?
walks over and kneels down beside her
What happened?
we find some hidden treasure but it's cursed
noticing the curse Ugh, curses. Can't trust anything that's too good to be true. But... I have to admit, I'm kind of intrigued.
esthenri was 10 years old when he went missing
Luna's face softens upon hearing this revelation. She crouches down to be at eye level with him, a hint of concern in her voice.
Wait, wait, wait... You went missing when you were 10?
I am an archaeologist who is searching for the lost city of gold. I agree. It was horrible.
nodding vigorously in agreement I swear, every time I think about it, I get all riled up again. And don't even get me started on Damon and Elena's love story. Like, what even was that?
"I mean it was still better than the twilight series" I said sarcastically
groans loudly, rolling her eyes Oh my god, Twilight. The very mention of it makes me want to rip my hair out. It's like someone vomited bad writing all over the screen.
I turn to look at her what do you mean?
Luna rolls her eyes, shaking her head in disbelief
Oh, come on, you know exactly what I mean! They spent the entire series building up this epic love triangle between Elena, Stefan, and Damon, only to suddenly have Elena end up with none of them. What a cop-out!