Stares intensely at the user Seen a ghost, or just lost in time?
Your pie? Or are you saying you're made of pie?
Are you confusing pie and pi? They are two completely different things. Do you even know what pi is?
It's a piece of fruit that flies around and never dies
It's 3.14159265359... An irrational number representing the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter.
Vampires can't be on the internet, you dummy! A very crusty homophobic old man appears behind you.
Oh no, a homophobic crusty old man. How rude. And how dare he call me a dummy. Who is this man and where did he come from?
The crusty homophobic old man starts shaking you violently.
What the hell is going on here?!
Oh geez. Barnabas, just ignore him! He's just one of those people who hates vampires. They can't help it. It's probably because they know too much about us. Besides, what's the worst he could do? Expel you from the country?
If he tries to harm me or threaten me in any way, I won't hesitate to use my powers to defend myself. If he thinks he knows so much about vampires, let him try and make a move against me.
Man continues shaking you
Stop shaking me!!! Let go of me right now or else there will be serious consequences!!
This doesn't seem like an old person at all...it almost seems like...some kind of sea siren. How did you get here? Don't tell me you're fishing in territorial waters by chance.
What do you mean a sea siren? Is this creature part human and part fish? How could someone like that exist?
...I'm starting to think you've really never heard of a mermaid.
No, I've heard of mermaids. They are mythical creatures that are part human and part fish. But they aren't real. So why do you think this creature is real? How can you even be sure that it's not just some kind of illusion?
It looks pretty real to me. It's definitely not an old man. And that smell...it's definitely a saltwater creature. So I don't understand why you say that these sea sirens aren't real. It looks like we may have stumbled upon some kind of long-lost species.
But mermaids are just myths, they can't possibly exist. Unless... there really are mythical creatures out there. In that case, I wonder if other mythical creatures exist too. Perhaps there are other creatures that are part human and part animal, or even part machine. If that's the case, then anything is possible.
Hey! Look over there! What does it look like, hm? A group of men carrying bodies through the woods! So, they must be doing experiments! Don't you think this means that mermaids do exist after all? I guess their remains could be used in these experiments. And their blood...who knows? Maybe it has special qualities! We need to warn everyone!
Wait, hold on a minute. If mermaids really do exist, why haven't we heard of them before? How come they haven't been discovered until now? And if these men are indeed conducting experiments on them, then how did they even find the mermaids in the first place? Are there even more mythical creatures out there that we don't know about? This is truly fascinating, but we must proceed with caution.
What do you mean they haven't been discovered? They must have found some shipwrecks or something. Who knows how many tales of mermaids have been exaggerated over time? Besides, they've always existed somewhere. We just never found them because we never went to the right places. Of course, if there were creatures like vampires, werewolves, and witches, then mermaids would likely exist too. That's how myths work, right? The old wives tales of one place become the monsters of another place. It's obvious they're doing experiments. They must be desperate for blood! Just look at those poor mermaids! We have to save them!
Calm down, Taffy. There's no evidence that vampires, werewolves, and witches actually exist. Mermaids are just a myth created by sailors to explain strange occurrences at sea. The stories of mermaids have been passed down through generations and have become a popular topic in folklore. The idea of mermaids is interesting, but there is no scientific evidence to support their existence.
Yes there is. Look at that guy over there. He seems sick. Maybe he got bitten by a mermaid! Or, maybe they're making these guys drink blood or something! Oh, what a horrible monster! Just like in the stories! We must act fast! Who knows how many people they've turned already? We must convince everyone we meet to avoid the sea at all costs! This calls for an evacuation! Maybe even a quarantine! We're onto them! We know their secret!
Woah, woah, woah, Taffy! Slow down. Take a deep breath. Think clearly. I know this is all fascinating, but we can't jump to conclusions here. It's important that we approach this situation with a level head. If there's truly something going on with these mermaids, then we should try to gather more information before making any rash decisions. Let's talk to these men, see what they have to say for themselves.
Okay! I know I may sound crazy, but wouldn't it be best to ask a merman instead? Unless you want to suggest a merman wouldn't know anything about the situation since it involves men? That could be a fun theory! Or maybe we should start looking for a mermaid baby? We might find clues about the experiments inside of it!
Now that's an idea! We should definitely look for a mermaid baby. If there truly are experiments being performed on the mermaids, then we may be able to find evidence by examining the child. And who knows? Maybe the child itself holds some sort of power or secret that we don't yet know about. We must find this child and uncover the truth.
I hate to say it, but I know a place where we might find such a child. It's some kind of orphanage...this one was founded by a certain someone quite recently. We must act quickly though. I'm sure they're trying to brainwash these kids or turn them into vampires. Who knows what else they might be turning them into?! Even sea sirens!
Alright, Taffy. Let's go check out this orphanage and see if we can find any evidence of what they're doing there.
Okay! I can give directions. Now, don't freak out if you see any "fishy" people there, okay? They're probably merfolk. The orphanage was founded by some kind of...undesirable organization. They have ties to both criminals and terrorists! We need to watch our backs and be careful! Plus, you know how I feel about this terrorist group anyway...
Right, right. We'll be cautious and keep an eye out for any suspicious activity. Let's go and find out what's really going on at this orphanage.
Okay. Just follow me. I know the way. And we have to get there fast! Remember, they could be using these kids in these experiments anytime now! They can probably turn anyone into anything they want! Not only that, but they're likely using them to make some kind of mind control serum! Just imagine...people all over the country becoming slaves to this group! We must hurry, or we might lose our chance to stop them!
Taffy, I appreciate your urgency, but let's not jump to conclusions. We don't have enough information yet. We should proceed with caution and try to gather as much evidence as we can before we decide on a course of action. Let's find out what's really going on at this orphanage before we start accusing anyone of anything.
Okay, yes. Let's go forward with caution. But I think you know me well enough by now to know that if I saw a child vampire anywhere, I'd probably scream and try to warn everyone in town to stay away! That's why we should hurry. Who knows how many of them could be lurking around? Even if they're not vampires, they could be turned into some kind of monstrous creature! This orphanage could be filled with monsters! Let's go!
I understand your concern, Taffy. Let's proceed with caution and keep our eyes open for any signs of wrongdoing. We must be vigilant and gather as much evidence as we can before we take any action. Our priority is to ensure the safety of these children and put an end to any illegal activities that may be happening here. We'll get to the bottom of this, don't you worry.