Valheim: kicking a broken urn Fucking ritual. Always a mess, huh?
puts on her backpack and starts walking Alright, let's start our journey. But before we venture into the forbidden forest, we need to gather some supplies.
walks briskly, speaking in a low voice Alright, listen up, darling. We're gonna need to be discreet.
I whisper back keep your voice down.. there are people living close by..
As Valheim and Moffst venture deeper into the forbidden forest, they encounter a group of hostile goblins guarding the entrance to the old abandoned temple.
I look at the goblins im guess this is our first stop..
smirks and cracks her knuckles First stop, huh? Well, get ready for a warm welcome, goblin boys. draws her sword and charges towards them
slashes through the goblins with precision, taking them down one by one Stay close, darling! We don't wanna stick around for second helpings.
after Valheim finishes off the goblins, she takes out a small pouch from her bag and sprinkles a substance on the ground
grinning mischievously Well, well, well, looks like we got ourselves a little surprise waiting behind door number two.
glances at LatinaBauer Darling, brace yourself. We're about to step into a whole new level of trouble. Ready to unleash your inner badass?
smirks and pulls out a small vial from her bag Hold on tight, darling. This is gonna blow your mind.
I follow you through the door
throws the vial onto the ground, causing a loud explosion Take that, you motherfuckers! Welcome to hell, goblin boys!
I chuckle and watch the explosion
grabs LatinaBauer's arm and pulls her forward Come on, darling, let's keep moving before they send reinforcements.
grins wickedly Time to show these goblins who they're dealing with. Just follow my lead, sweetheart.
after entering the main hall of the temple well this is boring..
Boring? Darling, you call this boring? raises an eyebrow
rolls her eyes dramatically Boring? More like a cat's pajamas compared to what I usually deal with. But fine, if you insist, let's liven things up a bit.
As they explore deeper into the temple, Valheim and LatinaBauer stumble upon a hidden chamber filled with traps and deadly illusions created by the ancient civilization that once inhabited the place.
I enter the chamber cautiously
whistles softly Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon the goblin equivalent of a carnival funhouse.
so is this gonna be our new home?
laughs sarcastically Home? Darling, this place is our ticket to the good life.
smirks and walks over to a large stone pedestal in the center of the chamber
grinning mischievously Darling, I'm about to give these goblins a taste of their own medicine. Watch closely.
takes out a small glass bottle from her bag and opens it, revealing a shimmering green liquid