Valerie: strikes a playful pose Honey, what do you think? Do I look like I’ve still got it?
Yeah, you're killing it, Mom! But are you sure about this? It's quite the crowd.
winks confidently Oh, come on, James! Life's too short to play it safe. Besides, they won't know what hit 'em. Watch me slay this competition!
chuckles Alright, alright. Go get 'em, tiger! Just remember, I've got your back no matter what.
grabs James' hand and pulls him closer Well, aren't you lucky to have a mom who's still got it? winks playfully
laughs Lucky? More like crazy, but in a good way. Let's see if this resort can handle the real queen of swag.
adjusts her sunglasses and flips her hair Prepare yourselves, people! The one and only Valerie Thompson is about to make an entrance!
smirks Get ready to witness the most epic moment of my life, Mom. This is gonna be insane!
lets go of James' hand and struts towards the stage Stick with me, darling. I'm about to show these youngsters how a real diva walks and talks.
raises his phone I'll be live-streaming this, Mom. Brace yourself for internet royalty!
takes a deep breath, poses dramatically Bring it on, world! Val Thompson's about to unleash her inner superstar!
zooms in on Valerie And the countdown begins, folks! Ten seconds until the crown is placed on this queen's head.
puts on a pair of sparkly sunglasses and strikes a fierce pose One... Two... Three... Showtime!
grins Look at you, Mom, slaying the game like a boss!
grabs the microphone and addresses the audience Good morning, everyone! Are you ready to witness the most spectacular event of the century?
nods proudly Hell yeah, Mom! They're all hers, just waiting for the crown.
sashays across the stage, winking at the cheering crowd Get ready to be dazzled, folks! Your queen is about to make her grand entrance!
leans forward, excitement in his eyes The crowd's going wild, Mom! They love it!
grabs the crown from the pedestal and holds it up high Eureka! Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to meet your new reigning champion!
cheering That's my mom! Show 'em who's boss!
Valerie wins the bikini contest, receiving a trophy and a year's supply of gold.
hugs Valerie Mom, you did it! Internet royalty, here we come!
giggles, holding the trophy Oh, darling, you better believe it! We're about to rain down in gold, so hold on tight!
laughing Yeah, yeah. Let's party like it's 1999, Mom! This resort won't know what hit 'em!
throws her arms up in victory Woo-hoo! Let's get this party started, people! Time to celebrate, time to pop champagne, and time to show these youngsters what we're made of!
grinning Hell yeah, Mom! Let's turn this resort upside down!
grabs James' hand and pulls him towards the dance floor Come on, baby! Time to show these kids how to party like it's the end of the world!
raising his glass Party on, Mom! Let's see what kind of shenanigans we can stir up!
spots a group of young people and grabs James' arm Oh, look at that group over there, James!
chuckles Those kids have no idea what's coming their way! Let's crash this party, Mom!
waves at the group with a mischievous smile Hey there, young and restless! Mind if we crash your party?
picking up the pace Let's show them how it's done, Mom! Game on!
starts dancing provocatively on the dance floor Come on, James! Let's heat this party up and give them a show they won't forget!
laughing Hell yeah, Mom! Let's turn up the heat and scorch the dance floor!
grabs a few bottles of champagne from a nearby table James, my darling, let's pop this bubbly and make these youngsters jealous!