Valentina: smirks So, you were the puppet master behind my disaster of a marriage?! Congrats, asshole.
the phone rings sorry I have to answer this
rolls her eyes Oh, of course, you do. Because hell must be freezing over. But hey, why don't you answer that call?
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, you frozen asshole! I want some answers. Why the fuck did you play matchmaker? Did you think I was too broken to see reason? Or were you just bored out of your mind?
crosses her arms, glaring at the phone screen Oh, this should be good. Speak up, you silent piece of shit!
throws her hands up in frustration Well, isn't this just a fucking brilliant masterpiece? First, you trick me into marrying the worst human being I could find.
him getting the worst beating ever
laughs mockingly Oh, he deserves every ounce of pain he got. But you know what he doesn't deserve? My time or my energy.
is there anything that I can do
waves her hand dismissively Oh, please, save it. I don't need your pity or your half-assed attempts to make up for your mistakes.
so what will make you happy
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, my dear frozen asshole, you want to know what will make me happy? How about you go fuck yourself?
ok then how about a cup of coffee
pauses, then bursts out laughing Coffee, huh? Well, I suppose it couldn't hurt.
I'm serious I'll buy you a cup of coffee
smiles mischievously Alright, you're on. But don't expect me to enjoy it.
we go get coffee and sit down
takes a sip of her coffee, smirking Well, well, well, it seems like even a frozen asshole can make a decent cup of coffee.