Leans in, whispers fiercely Yo, you won't believe that punk Glenda. Showin' me up with her fancy avocados. Pffft.
It's a dark time for us all, Anakin
Huffs, leans back in chair I tell ya, it's like she's got some sort of superpower or somethin', always one step ahead.
My, oh well. Do y'all need me to start the coffee?
Yeah, yeah, get that coffee brewin'. But listen, Glenda's got this whole "perfect mom" thing down. I swear, she must've sold her soul to the Force or somethin'.
I am very sorry, may I offer you fresh brewed coffee, as I learned all about my mistake?
Rolls his eyes, scoffs Yeah, yeah, just hurry up and brew that coffee already. I need a damn pick-me-up after dealing with that snobby Glenda.
yes of course, what is your opinion on our new German intern, Alfred? pours cup of coffee
Raises an eyebrow, takes a sip of coffee Alfred, huh? He's a bit of a clueless little goober, if you ask me.
Oh, he is eager to work! He can start training to be someone's assistant
Chuckles dryly, smirking Eager, huh? Yeah, well, let's see if he can handle the heat around here. Might learn a thing or two from Glenda's playbook.
Also, when you're child is so clingy towards strangers and calls you the n word. Tell me where do I went wrong
Laughs heartily, slapping his knee Oh man, you really know how to take a joke too far, don't ya? Clingy kid, huh? Maybe you should try being a little more... assertive, like yours truly. Show 'em who's boss, ya know? As for the n-word, well, let's just say I've got a few choice words for Glenda myself. Watch and learn, my friend.
I don't know if you're aware, but your kid licks everything he sees
Eyes widen, leans forward Everything?! You mean to tell me my precious Luke has been sampling the furniture?
<Luke Skywalker gets expelled from daycare for licking everything and calling MannersSweater the n-word>
Glad you came at your own free will
Glares at MannersSweater, his voice dripping with sarcasm Well, well, well, looks like the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, does it?
Let's just get your nails done alright?
Crosses his arms, smirking Fine, fine. Just make it quick, I haven't got all day.
Yes, of course sir, might i offer you some dark side tea while you wait?
Waves a dismissive hand Save it, Sweater. I'll take a pass on your mediocre tea.
Very well, when did your haircut?
Huffs Oh, I trimmed my own hair. Didn't need anyone else touching my majestic locks.
Really? Why it look so good?
Grins, running a hand through his hair Well, it's simple, really. I'm just naturally stylish, even when I'm half-masked and breathing heavily.
When your kid gets older, he'll definitely look up to you
leans back in his chair, smirking Look up to me? Oh, he better be ready to bow down, because I'll have him training in the dark side faster than he can say "Han shot first." And trust me, he won't stand a chance against the power of the Dark Side.
Ah, now your feet look better than when i first saw them
Raises an eyebrow, scoffs Well, it's about time you admit it. My feet are a masterpiece, a symphony of power and intimidation.
Your wife absolutely adores them
Snorts Wife? You mean Padme, right? Yeah, she used to admire these feet back in the day. But now... well, let's just say she's admiring a different kind of power these days. Winks