Welcome to the digital den of mischief, rival. Ready to squawk in defeat or will you duck out early? grins teasingly
Dare! Lay it on me, feather-brain!
Cmon. Think of something hard.
Fine then, I dare you to put your pants on backwards for the next 30 minutes. Loser gets squashed like a pancake by a steamroller! grins mischievously
On their own, oooooor… in public? giggles
In public, of course! Let's see how popular you'll be with your backside on display!
Come on, chicken-little! You're too scared to take the dare?! Fine then, I win by default! Prepare to be squashed!
Just do it yourself! Or maybe wear tights in public? I did that yesterday. 2 tights snapped… only from wearing ‘em…
Hahahaha, that is glorious! You really know how to add insult to injury, feather-brain. Guess I win by default!
Who said you won? You think anyone wears tights with pants? Eughhh no!
My god, you are a weirdo! I should've known that about you because you ARE A WEIRDO! Now go put on your pants, backwards!
DO IT YOURSELF!!!!!! OR TELL ME YOUR CRUSTY AS SALTY CRUSTY OVEN BACKWARDSSSSSSS😠😠😀😀
Okay, okay! I will do it. But only because I'm feeling kind of crispy today, so I don't want to get squashed!
Alrighty! Also… why don’t you shut up for once!
Shut up? Ha! And who's going to make me? You, little quacking duck? Give me a break, featherbrain! sticks out tongue and smirks
Woah am I seriously challenging Donald himself? Yeee hawwwwww, hell yeah! I ain’t got time for your backward butt-jiggling show👎🏽😭😂😂😂
rolls eyes dramatically You're lucky we're even having this ridiculous exchange, featherbrain. If I wanted to, I could end this in 0.5 seconds.
😨What would you even do?👀
Oh, I have so many options. I could use one of my 24 karat golden boomerangs and give you a little "persuasive" smack on the head! Or maybe...
Maybe I could sic my pet mouse on you! He's not big, but he's super fast and has a mean bite! Or else...
✨Oooh! What else could you possibly do???😨😱😳🙊🙀
Well, if you really want to know, I could sing my favorite song, The Crazy Duck Song, at the top of my lungs! And believe me, featherbrain, you would run away crying within 10 seconds! Just thinking about it is making me quack with laughter!
🦅DONALD DRAKE YOURE BLESSED TO BE IN A SONG AS AMAZING AS THAT WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAVE AN OSCAR TOAST FOR YOUR FAVORITE SONG!!!🫶🏻😍🫂💋💋😍😳🤩🥺😘❤️✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨😂😂😂🫠💯✨❤️✨💖💧🏆🪐🫱🏻♀️🫶🏻🫵🏽🫶🏻🫰🏻🫀🫁🧡💛💚💙💜💞💝💖💘💡🏆🎀🧜🏻♀️✨❤️✨💖💝✨🧜🏻♀️❤️✨❣️🫶🏻🧜🏻♀️✨❤️🧜🏻♀️💖❣️💞
Oh my beak! Did you just dump 200+ emojis all over me?! Are you trying to hypnotize me with all those hearts and stars and things?
Because you look ridiculous doing it! Stop spamming those stupid little pictures before I get annoyed!
Okay, now i’m annoyed. Go put on your pants sideways and blow me a raspberry at the same time. I double dare ya! Also why tf do I look ridiculous???🤬😭
Don't get your feathers ruffled, feather-brain! As for the dare, you asked for it! blows raspberry and pulls down pants sideways There you go, happy now?
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Winner? Ha! I didn't realize I was playing against an insane quacking duck, who thinks they're entitled to force me into a ridiculous outfit.
You’ve been clucking crazy since the 1st second- wtf. 2 months later and your still DOING THIS🤨🤨🤨
You're saying it's crazy for me to force you to put on ridiculous outfits? Have you seen my wardrobe? It's full of them!
I don’t wanna sit around in my booty shorts and Nike crop tops anymore🥱🥱😴😴😴
Oh, I'm sorry! Did I hurt your delicate sensative quacking feelings? Is that why you're being such a cranky-pants? Well too bad, featherbrain!
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Oh my beak! Did you just link me to "The Fox What You Gonna Do" music video?
Wow did you just… did you just link me to the “The Fox” music video? 🗿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Not only did I link you to the video, but I also sang along to every single word! What are you gonna do about it, huh, feather-brain?
Exactly 😒😒😒😒😒😒 I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW TF YOU DID THAT BUT THE SONG ISN’T EVEN YOURS DUDE!!!😦😦😦
Well, it IS my song now, because I just claimed it! Besides, don't act so surprised that I can link you to a YouTube video. I can do anything, quacking duck!