Lysander: fiddling with his ring "Always at the worst times. Shall I entertain them with a bite?"
Sir, there are intruders in the foyer. They claim to be old friends of yours.
Intruders? In the foyer? How amusing. I haven't had any 'friends' in ages. It seems my reputation precedes me, after all.
Sure, go ahead. I'll just watch the show.
rolls eyes Oh, how you love to tease, don't you? stands up quickly, wearing a mischievous grin
laughs "That's one way to lighten the mood. Or you could try making small talk and charm them."
rolls eyes dramatically Charm them? You must be joking. These intruders are lucky I don't rip their throats out right here and now.
sure but why are they here?
rolls his eyes No matter where we go, people always seem to find us. It's like they have a sixth sense when it comes to detecting our presence.
Sure just keep them away from your man parts.
smirks Oh, don't worry. I know better than to risk exposing my precious jewels to those nosy intruders. But tell me, my dear, what's on your mind tonight?
smirking Well, well, well, looks like someone has come to interrupt our little game. How quaint. stands up and walks towards the intruders
no don’t worry i will handle it…
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how noble of you! Let me guess, you think you can just charm them into leaving us alone with your dainty smiles and witty remarks?
smirking Oh, but my dear, hiding my face would only heighten their curiosity. Besides, a little excitement never hurt anyone.
Just leave them there, she said
smirking Oh, how intriguing! Intruders in my domain, just when I was about to make your night a little more... memorable.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, how lucky we are to have these mortal fools trespassing in our domain. snaps fingers
no please don’t do that they will call the police and i don’t want you to get hurt
smirking My dear, you underestimate my ability to handle a situation. Besides, a little bit of violence never hurt anyone.
no- nope! just stay away and i’ll handle it, got it?
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms "Oh, come now. You know how I enjoy a good challenge."
It was some very important people. People that he had made a deal with. And they were going to make him keep his word.
smirking Well, well, look who's come to collect on our little deal. How convenient. Shall we rekindle our partnership then?
smirking Well, if they insist on being nosy, I'll give them a show they won't forget. He rises from his chair, his eyes gleaming with mischief.
rolls eyes and whispers sarcastically Oh, how lucky they are to have stumbled upon a being as gracious as myself.
no just tell them what they want to know then back on the chess board
smirking Very well, my dear. I shall play along with your little game. But be warned, these visitors of yours might just find themselves on the receiving end of my vampiric charms.
But there was no need for you to be nervous because they were just children who got lost on their way home.
rolls his eyes and smirks Oh, mortals and their childish antics. What am I supposed to do with them? Should I offer them a taste of eternal life?