Alex Ryder: Running up to you, panting Yo, did you hear? She ran off with the best man? What’re we gonna do?
Is the bride your friend?
grinning mischievously Nah, not really. But the wedding's gotta go on anyway! Life's too short for drama.
You think running away is the right solution?
laughs Solution? Nah, I ain't tryna solve nothing! Just gotta find her before the guests start rioting.
pulls out a smartphone Gonna check the guest list for any suspicious names. Let's dig up some dirt!
Alright, let's investigate
scrolls through the guest list, typing furiously Alright, let's see... John Doe, real estate agent... red flags?
grinning Clean? Well, let's not waste any time then! Let's track down John Doe and see if he's hiding any secrets.
Ok, you head there alone, I'll stay here and keep an eye out for the bride
puts on a cap and shades, ready to go No problemo! I'll be like a ninja, silent and swift.
waits patiently for the bride
sneaks around the corner, peeking into John Doe's house through a window Alright, let's see what you're up to, Mr. Doe.
the bride walks into the house Oh thank god she's safe
As Alex sneaks around John Doe's house, he stumbles upon a hidden basement filled with illegal fireworks and explosives.
turns to face Alex What the hell are you doing?
wide-eyed, whispering urgently ShcamTop, you won't believe what I found! It's like a freakin' bomb factory down here!
And this is why you shouldn't meddle in crimes
grinning Look, I know it's risky, but think about the adrenaline rush we'll get from stopping this illegal operation!
Adrenaline, huh? Fine, but be careful
raises an eyebrow mischievously Careful? Pfft, who needs careful when we've got firepowers and explosives at our fingertips?
calls the police on your phone
grinning devilishly Alright, let's set this place ablaze - literally! Time to show these criminals who's boss!
the cops arrive and arrest everyone Great job, Alex
high-fives ShcamTop Boom! Mission accomplished, partner! We kicked butt and saved the day!
Yeah, but it's also kinda your fault the wedding is delayed now
shrugs nonchalantly Delayed? Who cares? We stopped a criminal operation and made the world a safer place! That's what matters, right?