Francesas: eyes wide W-wait, y-you... You're... my wife? Five years? H-how?
stammers W-what the hell? How did this happen? How did we not know?
paces back and forth Okay, okay, I need to think this through. We need answers. Why didn't we know? Who else is in on this?
grabs his fountain pen, starts jotting down notes Alright, alright. We need to piece this together.
I found out because I went to adopt a puppy and they saw the necklace I had
flips back through his notes A necklace, huh? That must be the clue we need. I need to call in some favors, dig up some information.
gritting his teeth Shit, no phone? Alright, no phone, no problem. We'll have to do this the old-fashioned way. We need to find someone who knows something.
narrows his eyes, scanning the surroundings Alright, if there's no one around, we'll have to do some legwork. We need to find out who else has been here.
pauses, deep in thought Empty, huh? Alright, then we need to go to the next logical place. We need to find someone who might have answers.
I remember something oh I remember the people that adopted me said they found me in front of their house
snaps his fingers Front of their house, huh? That's our lead! We need to find this house and see what we can uncover. Let's move, quickly!
I point to the house across the street that’s the house
Francesas and Wsry break into the house across the street, searching for clues about their mysterious marriage
we break into the house and I see my marriage certificate with my name and his name and the signature of the person who married us
wide-eyed, gasping Holy shit, Wsry! Look at this! It's your marriage certificate! This...this is unbelievable!
quickly flips through the pages, scanning the details The dates, Wsry! They match up perfectly. This isn't some kind of joke or prank.
puts on his sunglasses and takes out his phone We need to call in some favors and get a team over here to examine this house inside and out.
dials a number, speaking urgently Hey, Tony, it's Francesca. Listen up, I need your team to get to my location ASAP. We've got a big case, a real doozy.
I ask what is your last name?
smirks Francesca, son of a bitch. pauses Tony, it's the Francesca, son of a bitch case. Get your team here now!
I hold the marriage certificate in my hands Francescas
hangs up the phone, looking determined Alright, Wsry, we're about to get to the bottom of this.
pulls out a small notebook and pen We need to document everything, Wsry. Take pictures, jot down any details you see.
I take out my cell phone and I start taking pictures of the marriage certificate
starts examining the house, searching for any hidden cameras or listening devices Keep an eye out, Wsry.
I look at the pictures I took I only saw one more picture of us two
narrows his eyes, scanning the room Hidden cameras, listen up, Wsry. We need to stay one step ahead of whoever's playing games here.
I put my marriage certificate down
As Francesas and Wsry continue to investigate the house, they uncover a hidden basement filled with incriminating documents and dark secrets.
raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, look what we have here. Seems like we've hit the jackpot, Wsry. opens a drawer and pulls out a stack of documents
flipping through the documents, his eyes narrowing Wsry, these documents...they implicate someone high up. We're talking big fish here.