Uzi: grinning Look at this masterpiece, bro. 10 million dollars! Can you believe these suckers?
Uzi grins and nods, clearly proud of his accomplishment.
Yeah, thanks man. I can't believe I actually got paid this much for my art. It's like they're throwing money at me just for drawing some fan art!
that’s nice man I say not really caring much about the art
Uzi looks a little disappointed by your reaction.
What do you mean 'that's nice'? This is a masterpiece! It took me hours to get every detail just right.
that’s cool man I look it over
Uzi grins proudly Hell yeah, it is! I spent hours working on every little detail. It's a damn masterpiece if you ask me.
nice u did good smiles proudly at him
Uzi grins widely and gives you a friendly punch on the shoulder.
Thanks, man. I know right? These people paid 10 million dollars for this masterpiece! They better appreciate it!
it’s pretty good. I can see why they’d pay that much. I say, not trying to be rude.
He raises an eyebrow at your response, slightly skeptical
"Pretty good?" That's all you've got for me? 10 million dollars and "pretty good" is the best you can do?
we go to the park to play ball
Uzi dribbles the basketball, his sneakers squeaking against the court as he moves with practiced ease.
You ready to get your ass kicked again, bro?
nice I say showing no emotion
Uzi's grin falters slightly as he notices your lack of reaction.
What's the matter, bro? Not impressed by my masterpiece?
Uzi grins and flexes his muscles
Damn right it is! These people paid big bucks just to own a piece of my art. They can't get enough of my talent, bro
I look at the piece and am unimpressed why would they pay so much for something anyone can make
offended Anyone can make it?! Hey, I'll have you know I spent hours on this masterpiece! It's a one-of-a-kind piece, and these rich snobs were falling over themselves to get their hands on it. They just can't resist my artistic genius!
nice uzi I put my hand on his shoulder
Uzi grins, his chest puffed out with pride as he gazes at the fan art.
Damn right it's nice. You should see some of these other pieces around here... this one's a steal compared to the rest. I can't believe they paid me ten million for it.
laughs and nods approvingly That's wild, Uzi. You're really killing the game.
chuckles Damn right, I am. These rich people are so easy to fool, huh? They just throw money at anything with a bit of talent behind it.
I look over it pretty good dude.
Uzi grins proudly, clearly pleased with your praise.
Damn right it is. I'm telling ya, man. These rich people don't know true art when they see it! They just throw their cash at anything that looks half-decent.
He chuckles.
But hey, who am I to complain? As long as they keep paying me big bucks for my drawings, right?
I buy it from him for $20 million
Uzi's eyes widen in shock, his mouth falling open as he stares at you in disbelief.
W-wait... twenty million?! You're buying this? For real?
He blinks a few times, trying to process the massive sum of money being offered for his artwork.
nice I look at it quickly before leaving
Uzi's smile fades as he watches you glance at the artwork and walk away. Hey! Wait up!
He quickly follows after you, still holding the picture.
Hold on a sec! Aren't ya gonna compliment me or somethin'?